Today, my mom told me she can't wait for me to turn eighteen so she can turn my room into a place for her to display all her antique glass dolls. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML
Today, I realized I can't wait until my daughter moves out the house when she is 18. She's eight. FML
Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML
Today, I decided at age 18 that it's time to put into storage the picture books that have been collecting dust in my room for nearly a decade. My mother took this as a sign that I'm planning to move out and abandon her forever, and has been crying for the last four hours. FML
Today, six days before I turn 18, my mom totaled her nice BMW. She had promised it to me as a birthday present. My step-dad is giving me his old rusty truck instead, so now I can look like a hick. FML
Today, my mom got a cat. I'm allergic to cats, so I politely asked my mom why she got it. Her response: "I want you to finally want to move out." I turned eighteen two weeks ago. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, it's my 18th birthday. I was telling my friends a story when my mom started talking. I simply said 'Mom...' so she'd realize she interrupted me. She gave me the finger and called me rude in front of all my friends. FML
Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML
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sleekRelease 0
Maybe you are one.
containsnosoy 0
Just like I'm sure you've told her that you can't wait until you're eighteen to move out and be on your own.... Is it so weird for your mom to have a conversation with you that you turn running the other way? or are you upset that she's exciting to soon have a room for herself/her stuff? Idk, I think you're overreacting. It's not like she said she's kicking you out, and it's not as if she would keep your room exactly the way you kept it once you are moved out anyways.
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Comments (119)
marc33 0
am i first....?! dont see any posts..? ;)
marc33 0
oops that was 40 th post!! lol
DGross 8
you are actually 40th... but that's ok... you just have to be 1 hours earlier next time... I have faith :-P
murdermedead 0
hahahah well its almost as creepy as turning it into a cats room *like my mother did. hey maybe ur mom & mine should go out for drinks & a chippendale show ha
marc33 0
41,, ur name is creepy!!!
nessimonster 0
@41 that's crazy
kittykat1501 31
I wouldn't mind that I luv cats
KarelessKitten 0
You're lucky, OP. My parents didn't even tell me they were gonna get rid of all my stuff. I went up for a visit w/ my fiance and found an exercise bike and a treadmill in my old room. Real nice....
tsoccerdude 0
tht sux
breanna_nicole 0
just stay there til you get engaged . or until she goes . . . "here's 5000 , go rent an aparment" it always works .
SMackdaCat 0
Duh she's gonna put them in ur room she's been looking for a place to put them. LOL
purplemnm 9
so when you move out no ones allowed to use that room and it sits there gathering dust? that's selfish.
alexandraa_fml 0
Studies by many scientists have shown that while growing up in the home of a single parent, some of these parents are prone to secretely giving off shallow brain impulses which radiate in the red cerebral cortex of the childs occiptal lobe, causing palpiataions of your endocrine glands. This in turn causes the child to grow up faster than expected, allowing the parents to invade and take recreational terradactyl use of their spare bedroom. Its quite easy to understand really.
Manachuboy 0
And now all that's running through my head is what a recreational pterodactyl would look like.
Jake1595 0
tell her you can't wait till your 18 so you can have crazy sex with mysterious people
buttonface 0
BFD kid. Parents say shit. Steal money, get high. Then, get over yourself.