Today, my mom told me she can't wait for me to turn eighteen so she can turn my room into a place for her to display all her antique glass dolls. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML
Today, I realized I can't wait until my daughter moves out the house when she is 18. She's eight. FML
Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML
Today, I decided at age 18 that it's time to put into storage the picture books that have been collecting dust in my room for nearly a decade. My mother took this as a sign that I'm planning to move out and abandon her forever, and has been crying for the last four hours. FML
Today, six days before I turn 18, my mom totaled her nice BMW. She had promised it to me as a birthday present. My step-dad is giving me his old rusty truck instead, so now I can look like a hick. FML
Today, my mom got a cat. I'm allergic to cats, so I politely asked my mom why she got it. Her response: "I want you to finally want to move out." I turned eighteen two weeks ago. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, it's my 18th birthday. I was telling my friends a story when my mom started talking. I simply said 'Mom...' so she'd realize she interrupted me. She gave me the finger and called me rude in front of all my friends. FML
Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML
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sleekRelease 0
Maybe you are one.
containsnosoy 0
Just like I'm sure you've told her that you can't wait until you're eighteen to move out and be on your own.... Is it so weird for your mom to have a conversation with you that you turn running the other way? or are you upset that she's exciting to soon have a room for herself/her stuff? Idk, I think you're overreacting. It's not like she said she's kicking you out, and it's not as if she would keep your room exactly the way you kept it once you are moved out anyways.
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Comments (119)
StarRawr 0
That's so creepy....
My2864 1
yeh thats not creepy at all... o_O
OriginalPooh01 0
So... what's so bad about her wanting you to get a life and get the hell out her house? YDI for having a fml that's not even an fml. >:D
iBiteRoses 22
Why are you trolling...
Carlie_McCartney 1
Break 'em. Break 'em ALL.
Tweelock 0
Antique glass dolls = creepy as f***
Elovena 9
I live with my grand parents who pretend I don't exist. They said once I can leave to never come back so I would rather have your family. At least they would miss you.
whereswaldogurl 2
My mom is going to do the same with her clowns... And she doesn't believe me that one of them is alive.. She sleeps with one above her bed
kittykat1501 31
That is SOOOO creepy why'd I have to read dis at night?
Space_Teddy 29
at least she is planning to wait till after you have left, imagine what it would be like if she would change your room while you still live there? lol with all those dolls staring at you
kittykat1501 31
Don't move out