shylahrc
United States
Today, my mom discovered a new way to get over her breakup: yodelling. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
weneedthatmoneytoliveon
Melbourne, Australia
Today, I overheard my mother Skyping with her new "boyfriend" about the $1,000 she just sent him. She barely knew what internet dating was three weeks ago. FML
fucklife
Washington, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Anonymous
United States
Thanks but no thanks
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Anonymous
Liverpool, United Kingdom
Today, my neighbours' whiny emo of a daughter got dumped by her boyfriend. In her infinite wisdom, she's chosen to cope by playing on her recorder the worst rendition of "My Heart Will Go On" that I've ever heard. It's been going on all day. Now I know why he dumped this idiot. FML
Anonymous
Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after we got home from the doctor's office, my mom checked the voicemail. Loud and clear, we both heard my boyfriend's break-up message. My parents had already forbidden me from dating. FML
Anonymous
Collingswood, United States
Got talent?
Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML
Anonymous
London, Canada
Today, I told my mom about the rough time I'm having over my recent break-up, and how I can't help thinking about my ex every single day. Her attempt to console me involved saying, "Pft. I bet he doesn't think about you every day" and walking away. Thanks. FML
Hrothebert
New Man
Today, my widowed mother told me she's been seeing a guy for the last 5 months. No problem. But now she insists on calling him, "New Daddy." I'm 37 and she lives across the street. FML
Top comments
emmingle 24
Start practicing your new hobby, Screamo. You can be a musical family.
guci101 14
Yodeling her sorrow away :')
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Comments (57)
lil_miss_simran 15
Earbuds are your new best friend
SilverSet 16
Instead of complaining, why don't you help your mom through the breakup. The world doesn't revolve around you OP.
dutchy86 20
cool io-diolo-de-la la loooo
Bliepje 22
i would die if i were u. Cant stand my mom singing. Cant imagine to hear her yodelling
inbredlefthand 10
Don't mean to sound stupid. But what is yodeling?
Bekll 31
I can yodel. If you practice and do it correctly it's a great musical style. I hope for your sake, OP, she's doing the real thing or else I'm sorry for your ears.
Shine242 17
I'm so sorry.
sayyestothedress 24
I suggest you buy some earplugs