Today, my long time girlfriend flew across the country to visit. My asshat roommate decided to introduce himself to her while I was in the bathroom. She left and won't answer my calls. He won't tell me what he said to her. FML
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wellshitthen 14
Hey all, OP here. Surprisingly, it turned out as a happy ending! My girlfriend asked my roommate to keep me busy for a while so she could run out and grab a birthday gift that she ordered at a local store since she couldn't fly it in with her. My roommate is still an asshat for choosing to give me a heart attack as a way to keep me busy, but it could have been a lot worse.
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idk_rose 25
I wanna read a follow-up from this one !
mermaidkeels 26
Where would she go? I'm guessing she's not familiar with the area.
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Comments (74)
smoothies14 32
How long is a "long time" OP? because it sounds like she doesn't trust you.
zyero 9
Roommate? Beat the answer out of him, that's how most guys negotiate with eachother
loueasy 23
Next thing you know she'll be on the news as the newest victim.
inolongercare 19
I hope your roommate was joking and she just couldn't tell.
CoppertoneNicole 6
well I'm sorry OP :/
shadow1248 23
Damn, she shouldn't have left without letting you explain! Hopefully you can text her asking what he said, maybe she'd be more willing to respond to that than a phone call.
vikky538 29
I won't be sleeping until i hear what happened?
worldclassrager 41
My gut is saying either he said you turned gay or found someone else closer....
cappellaaa 23
Your roommate is an asshole! Hopefully it all works out for you and your girlfriend!
badluckbastard 14
shit in his morning coffee