Today, my long distance boyfriend told me no more nude pictures or sexting, as he's afraid the government will steal it all. FML
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fishyrael 29
Hey guys, OP here. While I don't doubt that they are in fact kept on record somewhere, I DO doubt that they would use them for some sort of super weapon like he was implying. My boyfriend grew up in a bad home and has anxiety and paranoia like you wouldn't believe, so he probably heard something in his computer class and blew it way out of proportion. Again. This is just the latest strange thing he's doing. At one point he wanted us to invest in a bunker. I'm 20 and he's 19, so we're both of age, and we've been dating for 2 years, but we live in different timezones. He's a college student and I don't make very much so it's hard for us to pay to meet up, so sexting is usually all we've got. I prefer skype, since my phone is ancient and doesn't have any of these fancy new-fangled apps, but I was laptopless for the night, which is why I texted him asking and got that in response. I know for a 100% fact that he is not cheating on me. He wouldn't be able to pull it off. Like I said, anxiety and paranoia. He once apologized to me in panic over having a crush on a celebrity, thinking that was just as bad as cheating. In any case, when he isn't at school, he's on skype and steam with me. And for those saying to send them to you, shame on you.
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HexicDragon 9
They are.
onlychildFTW 34
Well from what I've heard is that in canada phone companies keep texts for 1 year on their servers. It's a reason I never sext over text messages. There's apps for that stuff now anyways.
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Tannasgh 22
Unfortunately the government is the lesser of your worries
dakid87 10
Send it to me? O.o
worldclassrager 41
I believe it...invest in a real camera then you can take your own together...also that way they are easier to hide
savannabrooks17 12
Then just skype of FaceTime or something. If y'all are long distance I think that would be better anyways.
BAD2891 4
He probably doesn't want his short distant girlfriend to accidentally see them.
annunaki_fml 11
this is kinky. i like kinky...even if the government is doing it...yesss
smokecloud_ 37
We don't need any more of them. Don't encourage people.
martin8337 36
Too late, the government has already stolen what was already sexted.
iandfrench 8
Hahahaha the government will
kasmol 16
How would they steal it? They could get copies of it but not steal the original. Sounds like Mr. Long Distance has something going on locally.