Today, my idiot boss placed an expensive order for anti-bullying banners that read: "Take a stand against bullying!" This would be fine if I didn't work in a specialized school for children in wheelchairs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML
Today, we can finally order badly needed safety gear for my crew. My boss flipped his shit, demanding that I "stop bringing it up, it's annoying" for doing my damndest to keep up with industry standards. I was brought to tears for literally doing my job, with no "peers" to back me, since I'm an HR department of one. FML
Today, my boss tried to knock down a tower of empty boxes next to me while yelling, "Beat it, nerd!" A box hit my face and knocked my glasses off. I got bullied by my boss. FML
Today, my boss's ADHD son was suspended from school. It was a misunderstanding, but the school won't listen, so now my boss has to take him to work. She gets very short-tempered when he's around because, quite frankly, he's extremely annoying and disruptive, even for a kid with ADHD. It's gonna be a long week. FML
Today, my boss and I were preparing a lunch order for a nearby real-estate agency. I noticed that the order was riddled with spelling mistakes, so I laughed and mocked the realtors, calling them stupid and incompetent. My boss then pointed out that the order was written in his handwriting. FML
Today, my boss made me type up my own written warning, where I had to trash myself and describe my own "shocking incompetence". All the department heads are going to receive a copy of this. FML
Today, I had to get in contact with a crisis line because of how bad I am being bullied at work. Management won't get rid of the one responsible, as they are also part of Management. Several others have either quit or made complaints, as they are experiencing the same thing. Still nothing is getting done. FML
Today, my boss and I had to come up with a code to call if a person acts inappropriately towards me because I "attract too many weirdos." FML
Today, I got in trouble with my boss for doing what she wanted me to do. I guess she didn't think I would do it, so she did it herself. FML
Today, my boss reprimanded me for a huge screw-up that he was responsible for. FML
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604 11
I guess that's just how he rolls.
Myo_fml 20
That reminds me of my dad's terrible slogan that he came up with in high school for a project. "employ the handicapped, they won't walk off of the job"
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Comments (62)
amanda182 19
People shouldn't read so far into things. He's trying to do a great thing and raise awareness to stop bullying. Yeah ok, their in wheel chairs. But most kids in wheel chairs have been like that their whole life and don't know any better. I'm sure they would find humor in the posters.
macen 10
I mean his intentions were probably good. He sounds like a real stand up guy.
LastResort318 14
See, this is how you can tell the world has become so sensitive. He used a slogan that millions of people use around the world. It's not a big deal.
LastResort318 14
I wouldn't have stood for that.
LastResort318 14
Just down vote this comment. I posted on the wrong FML.
worldclassrager 41
How is this intimacy? Personally I can't think of another way to say this aside from the way that it's listed...unless you get really creative
ChopSuey444 20
It's a poor wording choice, but it's also metaphorical. Could be pretty inspirational. "Anyone can "take a stand" when they fight for what's right!"
lilpsyco 16
Badum tish
dcea 17
I think it's hilarious.
nekminnet 13
Just wow. Some people can't see the big picture. Hey there's a slogan he can use at his new job working with the blind.
martin8337 36
Kinda like telling the blind to "keep their eyes on the prize".
LastResort318 14
It is. Still saying a common thing that shouldn't offend you.