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Anonymous Shawnee, United States

Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML

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JMichael 26

So then after taxes you get married again? You could make this a yearly thing.

Welshite 40

I know of couples who are "separated", but live in the same house for tax breaks. Just another way to beat the system I guess.

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lefartface 7

Farts. (hehe i said fart)

notabeachbabe 13

wouldn't it take more money to get a divorce than you would save/get from the taxes?

Gremlinek 16

Just straight on negating marriage with agreement from both sides and no kids is less than $100

gracehi 33

Depends on what state you're in. I believe it costs $500 in Florida to get divorced, and that's just the court fees. That doesn't include the cost of a lawyer. My memory may be flawed, though, because my dad paid for my divorce. I was broke and he'd have given his left nut to get that soulless abomination out of my life. It only cost $150 for me to get married at the court house, though. I guess that's Florida's way of discouraging divorce.

KR091 5

Florida is expensive! It only costs $20 in Indiana.

BellaBear90 27

£300+ in England. But only if you've been separated for two years and aren't quibbling about anything at all.

bbfyso 10

There is no way divorcing could be beneficial ... So tumbs up for creativity

duuuh1 11

Filing together can put couples in a much higher tax bracket than individuals. My husband and I file separately and save well over $4,000 a year. If they were divorced rather than filing separately they would also get child tax credits etc. So yeah... there's definitely a financial benefit.

lefartface 7

Didju guys tumb me down cuz im black?

f0xr0t 8

that's sucks op.

GirlGamer12345 22

No we all thought it was fantastic.. Thanks caption obvious

cdawg69 10

no pun intended..

f0xr0t 8

can't I just feel sorry for her and say what I think, jeez I don't need to answer with some witty comment or do I

strike2867 13

Actually there are couples that do that, it's worth it if you're both in the high income brackets.

worldclassrager 41

Seriously? Sure that's not some other way to get rid of you? Hope this actually works out well for you OP

OMGYourMon 5

Remember this. Marriage and legal marriage are different. One is in your brain while is the other is a piece of paper.

thomcmoore 23

Seems legit