Today, my husband and I spent 10 of our last $20 on pizza. Upon arriving home, I stepped out of the car and slipped on some mud, losing my balance and dropping the open box right into the mud. FML
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animorpher 13
Okay, okay. Let me clear up a couple things. lol. First, me and my husband were sneaking toppings, and I couldn't get the box shut again. I didn't think it would be a big deal, I had enough confidence in myself to make it from the car to the house without a mishap (foolishly.) Second, that was the last of just our spending money for the next couple days. I didn't go broke on pizza :) and lastly, the pizza did get replaced. we returned with the sad mess that was supposed to be dinner, we all wept a little, said a prayer for the pizzas that don't make it home, and they gave me a fresh new one :)
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hopsinlove17 26
Depending on how long you have to wait to get more money I wouldn't be spending half the money on one meal. Make the dollars stretch as best as you can and good luck to you all op.
Pokefinch27 17
Why did you have the box open?
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teechur 15
I've been there too and nope, would not have spent money on pizza. We would have gone to the grocery store and bought food to make real meals. I was fortunate that my mom taught me how to cook, though.
KRYPYAT 14
Rest in pizza.
VaporeonSpleen 8
Are the people saying she should sell her phone or car serious?! Having a phone and a car are definitely not luxuries, people are allowed to have these things and still be poor! For a lot of people having to give those up would mean having to give up their jobs.
5FDPmetalhead 17
Priorities *slow clap*
SLdeej 11
You do realize that you can home cook a meal for two for way less than that $10 right?
glmirelez 12
It just wasn't meant to be lol
Ilovelife93 9
I'm so sorry OP!!!! Something great will come along that will make up for it! Best of luck hon!!!!!
urbanbigfoot 20
5 second rule?
JohnForge 13
This is what makes me mad with social status in America, if your middle class you don't have shit, if your lower class your set for life.
allforfun 23
Hey, it wasn't drugs.