Today, my heating broke. It's 22 degrees outside, and my father won't let us call someone to fix it because apparently the cold helps the soul grow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, like always, my parents are such tightwads that they refused to turn the heating system on, despite the ball-freezing temperatures. I was so cold, I had to resort to warming my hands up over the toaster. FML
Today, my furnace and all of my heating systems broke down. A fridge is 3 degrees Celsius; it is now 2 degrees Celsius in my house. I would be warmer in my fridge. FML
Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend and asked if I could stay at his place until I could get it fixed. He said no, and told me my overgrown leg hair would keep me warm. FML
Today, we're both sick, the heating hasn’t been working for 3 days, yet the repair company refuses to fix it because some technicality is not up to current regulations. Right on time, we’re also about to be hit by a cold spell, promising sub-zero temperatures. FML
Today, my parents went on holiday, finally, and since I’m always freezing I took the opportunity to actually turn up the temperature on the boiler. Not 30 seconds later my dad called pissed and told me either I turn it back down or he’s coming home from Spain to kick my ass. FML
Today, my window got busted and won't shut properly. I live in a college dorm room and maintenance says they can't fix it for a couple of days. It's below freezing in my dorm and I can see my breath while trying sleep. FML
Today, after repairing the toilet, the light, the shower, the cooker and the heater in the flat I've just moved into, my boiler dies. It's mid December, about 1 degree outside. FML
Today, my mom made me go shopping with her. It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do. By the time we drove home she was whining about freezing to death, and now I'm stuck in a house whose heating is set to "inferno". FML
Today, I can't get my heat to turn off. It is currently 87 degrees Fahrenheit in my house, and my heat is running non-stop. It's about 20 degrees outside with over a foot of snow on the ground, so a repairman can't come out to fix it. My electricity bill will be about $1000. FML
Today, during the worst flu we've ever had, my wife and I have to go out into thirty-below weather to get firewood because the furnace broke down. FML
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cuteness69 0
You think 22 degrees is cold !?!?! It's like -22 here ! Don't be a wimp ! :)
pdaredevil 0
That's horrible! Why doesn't he get the heater fixed? If he wants some cold for his soul he can go outside instead of making hix entire family suffer.
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Comments (177)
skyeyez9 25
Do you have anybody nearby (friends or family) you can stay with?
thatevilguy666 0
dump a bucket of cold water on him while he is sleeping. see how much he likes the cold than. have a nice day
thinkpink340 0
22 is not cold u wimp!
npk88 0
yes...yes it is. It's 10 degrees below freezing. If you are expose to temps that low for too long you die. Do you are in fact a moron. Just because it gets colder than that where you live and you have no problems (because YOU ARE INSIDE WITH HEAT ON DUMBASS) doesn't mean that the OP isn't screwed if its 22 degrees out and there is no way to heat his house.
skeleton_skinner 0
Grow a pair and grab a ******* blanket. YDI
wordgirl 0
If it's 22 or even 42 IN YOUR HOUSE, it's COLD!!!! What's up with you people? We're talking NO HEAT! People die in weather like that. Like, they freeze to DEATH in weather like that with no heat. Y'all are just some unsympathetic sourpusses.
wordgirl 0
Hmmm. Well, pendatic, I think it might be. :) Think about it: DEAAAAAAATH is worse than just DEATH, right? So it kind of follows, doesn't it.
Rechee20 13
Couldn't have said that any better.!! *gradually starts to clap hands* :)
chkchkBOOM 0
you're joking right? you think 22 degrees is cold? um, try living in Ireland!
tisiphone_fml 0
You do realize that is Fahrenheit, not Celsius, correct? That's -6 C.
eissirk 2
reminds me of the book "The Glass Castle"
Phallus_fml 0
I don't get it. 22 degrees is plenty warm. I wish it were this warm here in France.
menschmaschine5 0
Fahrenheit, not celsius... That would be just over -6 degrees celsius.
sweetestcocoa22 0
Everybody hates Chris
buttshapedfruit 0
lmao!!!