Today, my hatred for IKEA reignited when I rammed my knee into my hotel bathroom's plexiglass counter top while I was drying myself off. Their interior designer must have have been suffering brain damage when she matched everything with the floor tiles. FML
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To the people that keep having a hissy fit about me hating IKEA — deal with it. It's a matter of personal taste and I happen to dislike not only the design of their pieces but also the quality of their furniture; which is rubbish. You like it? Fine, whatever. I couldn't care less. I don't like it and I'm not changing my mind just because you think I should like it. And, again, personally, to me, IKEA is overrated. With that in mind, please feel free to hate me, or my furniture preferences, as much as you like; I'll be here in my little country having a life.
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SoNotForYou 5
So why does this make you hate Ikea?
Euphorically 14
Oh please, like you hurting your knee wasn't your own fault.
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Comments (137)
countrygurl17 0
well umm that sucks
robertlovespi 3
You don't say! o.o
NyteWolf 7
So does your comment! XD
Athga 0
Women, I don't care
ifoundalaska 11
Ikea is awesome
yahoowizard 16
Let's take OP out to go play hide and seek in there
1crabbygirl 10
Ikea is semi-disposable...and not a green company at all.
snator 0
Big time!!!!!!! I luv them!
bargarlm 2
Someone's in a bad mood..... Ikea's the shit man.
unluckiestperson_fml 14
Come on, Ikea's awesome!
snator 0
Luv ur cat #24 , wish i had one (tear)
dkhehra88 5
So must hav ur doctor wen he sed ur vision was 20/20
dcg1375 7
After painstakingly trying to read your comment I think you must've suffered brain damage too.
DocBastard 40
*feeds comment through Idiot-English Translation Engine* *whir* *BZZZZ* *click* *DING!* "So must have your optometrist when he said your vision was 20/20. I typed this with my nose after snorting shrooms." You're welcome.
dcg1375 7
Thank god for the IETE!! We need more of these machines. I say you patent it and make many more!! Would make my life so much easier. Until then I may call on you from time to time to translate. Would that be ok?
coried91 28
Go study a dictionary to find the correct spelling for all of those words and then retype your comment in the normal English we all know and love. That gave me a ******* headache
HonestTruth 5
I Know Everything's Awful
joylee23 0
That sucks and it's probably not a room for the slower people lol just saying I'm one of the few lol
b0ngs 7
What the actual Duck?! *quack*
iFizzgig 11
Aaaaand it's duck season! Anytime you see a picture of someone doing the duckface comment on it with "BANG!" happy hunting!
ctlnaaia71 8
Huh? I think this is the most stupid FML I've ever read. ikea, hotel, plexiglass, tiles... wtf?
ctlnaaia71 8
Huh? I think this is the most stupid FML I've ever read. ikea, hotel, plexiglass, tiles... wtf?