anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me to Google how to last longer in bed. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
wtf
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was on my girlfriend's computer. When searching on google, her browsing history popped up. The first thing was "Best positions for a small penis." FML
wow
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my virgin girlfriend who wanted to lose her virginity to me got on Google, and quizzed me on how to properly put on a condom. She doesn't trust me. FML
asdfasdf
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Time is money
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Anonymous
Dortmund, Germany 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML
Anon
United States
Double life
Today, after a small fight with my girlfriend, I started to miss her, so I typed her name into Google on a whim. Surprisingly, I find a link to a blog in which the owner describes his ongoing effort to seduce my girl. During times she told me she was alone. Thanks babe. FML
Anonymous
Pass Christian, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML
CoCo
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML
Dante
Povoa de Santa Iria, Portugal 🌶️ Spicy
You OK, bro?
Today, my sister's boyfriend asked for tips on how to please her in bed. FML
stargate25
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Denver, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Planning
Today, my wife sent me a Google Calendar reminder for "sex". FML
quick blow
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I received an email from my girlfriend listing 10 ways to stop premature ejaculation. Subtle. FML
Top comments
Cuuba 0
"Hey baby, why don't you come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo so I can google all over your facebook?" haha, awe yeeah.
ERTH_fml 0
it's called MASTURBATION! twice a day should do the trick :)
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Comments (100)
C6Racer 0
**** Google. Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle is the only way for me. No, I didn't Google that. Just something I've known forever.
bailes_o_hay 0
fishing for compliments much?
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Looks like another job for Orgasmitron!
DarkHelmet 10
you better start practicing some longevity techniques fool
Cuuba 0
"Hey baby, why don't you come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo so I can google all over your facebook?" haha, awe yeeah.
Danniiboii22 0
win
lol_ironic_life 9
#16 - Comment is full of WIN!
allanaskye 0
win !!
jasonfabian 0
haha nice
osellr 0
#16 not original at all.
PSQ91 6
Masturbating before will do it :)
PSQ91 6
Then google let's google it for proof :)
DuyLe 0
19- I'm jealous, it been my life long dream to live in my other hometown(Paris), I'm Asian part French and was raise in Asia. after I retire from military hopefully I can move there. I can't wait.
And_Jelly 0
IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH GOOGLING DAT? She's just trying to help you.
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
Tell her that in order for you to last longer, you have to imagine her that she is the ugliest person ever, that way, she can't complain that you're too quick unless she admits she is ugly.
sarah48_fml 0
yes. that will completely solve everything. good job.
CitrusGirl 0
And then he will spend lots of money on flowers...
TheWicked 4
That's impressively stupid!
barneyfife 0
I'm from PA. send her my way and I'll take care of her for you.
yolie_fml 0
win!
1dazzling 1
ydi for being such a looser
cycle227 3
I think there's a proper and respectful way to come up with stuff like that (performance in bed) well, that one wasn't. FYL for your girlfriend's being disrespectful, but hey, good news: you can do something about it.
pink_mess 0
ask my man lol