Today, my girlfriend of two months and I are in completely different points in our lives. She ambushed me with ideas of having kids, getting married and being together forever. Currently, my biggest concern is passing the tenth grade. FML
NordicNathan tells us more.
NordicNathan 14
Hey, I'm the author of the FML. So to clarify I just turned 16, she just turned 17 and is in the 12th grade. I've had my doubts about our relationship for a while because of how incompatible we are as people, but her talking about what she wants to name our kids and how cute they will be was kind of the last straw for me. She said "I love you" after our second time seeing each other and after she had already cheated on me, so I definitely hear all the comments about telling her my concerns and/or breaking up with her. But she cries at the drop of a hat and is what I would consider emotionally unstable, this is also the reason I didn't break up with her after she cheated on me. I wasn't raised to make people cry so I tried to be understanding in the situation. She is so bad that she is still crying about her previous boyfriend while telling me that I'm the best boyfriend ever. So I don't know how to break it to her without crushing her. Any ideas?
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iiTzNeeNerz 26
Not a bad boyfriend. Just a boyfriend that has his priorities straight.
rutuu92 14
I'm glad for once someone has their priorities straight
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Comments (154)
andrmac 25
As many others have said run, and be sure you dont have break up sex if you do provide your own condom those are the type to punch holes in them to stay with you.
ghaith 13
Damn, i had the same exact gf and i broke up with her just recently and im the same age as u lol
yeahsciencebitch 7
As a 20 y/o female who is several years ahead, of my peers, I always try to take that into consideration when finding someone to date. Generally I am more attracted to people 5-10 years above my age, and as they match my maturity level, that fits. She should consider the same, although I am aware that you don't choose who you fall for. Still doesn't mean to throw caution to the wind and ignore whether there is a future in it though.
crandel 11
There's no reason you can't knock her up and still pass the tenth grade. Don't limit yourself; if you believe in yourself you can achieve anything! Not to forget just trying to knock her up will be good fun for you.
ObviousBooty 14
Assuming you haven't been held back a few times... tell that girl to chill out, wtf.
princessshaybaby 13
She sounds crazy and seems to want to trap you forever, RUN.
izzyrose898 14
Yup
andrewwholocked 9
Been there, done that. But ninth grade.
Look_A_Sloth 11
RUN. BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
shitstorm28 11
Run. Run fast, run far, and don't look back.