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OperationNicole_fml 0
Oh snap :|
22_fml 0
wow thats bad.....you should find the other guy and tell him just to get her back.
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Comments (249)
fawfulster 11
The illustration rocks.
LizzyJH 15
Wow, that sucks. It'd be worse if you found out she was married or something though...
dogpup4 23
So you were with her from 2001-2009 and she kept it up that whole time? Bloody hell.
keke77_fml 6
SORRY!
FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29
Bitches be trippin. That sucks Broseph Stalin.
hateevryone 15
that is so lowdown. and you been with her for 8 years???
Freeze_fml 17
Welcome to the world of misanthropy, take your seat.
yoshiyakiryu 20
I've gotta say, that's an amazing illustration.
Give_Linux_A_Go 28
someone give the illustrator an award!
Tahsis 4
Easily one of the worst illustrations on this website. Disney and fmylife.com have almost no shared audience.
Spastastic 6
Huh. I don't recall Disney ever poking (lighthearted) fun at the story of the birth of Jesus. Maybe I just missed that movie.
Bronyy 2
I hope you're just trolling. If not, that's just... sad.