Today, my girlfriend of 15 months broke up with me. Best part? I just picked up an expensive sterling silver ring engraved with Forever and Always for her last week (she knew about this). The other best part? She asked if she could still have it and if she could keep my hamster. FML
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this is the poster, and i hadnt given her the ring yet but she knew i had it, which makes it douche-ier. and yeah im a lesbian, no im not the man in the relationship, im lipstick, and i told that bitch she had lost her ******* mind. and that i would be picking up my hamster next week. btw. forever and always was not a promise, it was a like inside saying between me and her that we developed as friends. and when youre a college kid who makes less than 300 a month with bills to pay a $120 ring is expensive so thanks. but yes i have the ring and the hamster and that bitch is gone!
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canadian1192 2
slap a bitch.
Miso_fml 0
What a bitch! you dont deserve her. i say keep the king and your hamster. when you find the girl you love and who loves you back, then you give her that ring.
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ohmybobbert 16
OMG! YOU BOUGHT A FRICKEN EXPENSIVE RING, FOR A FRICKEN GIRLFRIEND OF 15 MONUTES! YOU SIR, ARE A FRICKEN IDIOT! YOU DESERVED THIS SO MUCH!
ohmybobbert 16
a month? more like a year or LONGER!
jocelynelise 4
I would make swallow your hampster! >:DDD
lowshadows 21
last time I bought jewelry for a woman it ended up at the bottom of the ocean!
heartsoflions 16
send her an envelope full of hamster poos.
JH159753 21
Can you say "GOLD DIGGING BITCH"?
Elfkid21 19
uhhh NO???!!!
louiswood 13
Ohh u wanted to give her a ring only 15 months in
Elmoskittles 3
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