mysteryguy3039
Today, my girlfriend gave me a two week notice for our relationship. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
BadBoyfriend
El Paso, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not remembering our anniversary. Our three week anniversary. FML
Anonymous
Calcultated
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML
Flipper_87
God laughs
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Alfreton, United Kingdom
Plastered
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML
krisest1988
Columbus, United States
Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I needed to move out. FML
Anonymous
Napier, New Zealand
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Anonymous
Qu?bec, Canada
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
jake
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
Depressed
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
We were on a break
Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML
kalazoo21
United States
Unexpected
Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be ok if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Make her train her replacement!
alvarny 17
well, have as much sex as you can in the next two weeks, extended drought ahead.
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Comments (20)
RichardPencil 32
Have you scheduled an exit interview?
gobiteme2 34
Why would you want another girlfriend like this one.
ezrajab 22
Tell her you want all the bodily fluids you exchanged in return as payment. Seriously that sucks! Sorry op
jfsiv 17
I get the feeling she actually told you that you have 2 weeks to get your shit straight before she dumps your ass. If that's the case, YDI.
ThrottleJockey 36
Did you at least negotiate a good severance package?
jdizz16 16
Surprise her by terminating the relationship early.
Daokn 13
Just move on thats insane.
Kat Arbo 3
I gave my bf an end of the month notice. he has until the end of the month to grow up because I'm not his mother.
piinksock 17
Was pretty polite to be honest. Now you have time to plan how you'll deal. If you live together you've got time to find somewhere to live or look for room mates to replace her, settle any money owed to each other. Even if you don't live together, you can collect any belongings. This is far better than returning home and finding your things out side or stomping out with a box of hastily packed belongings then fighting over lost DVDs for 6 months.
peterblack67 9
I think you can do better.