Today, my girlfriend decided we are to the point in our relationship that it's considered acceptable to take a dump while I'm in there showering. FML
jisaac09 tells us more.
"In there" as in in the same room. We just got done eating and I guess something didn't agree with her. I guess this beats the alternative (******** in the floor outside the bathroom). She was kind enough though to flush. I turned my head upside down and let the scolding hot water run into my nose. I feel clean.
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cmunkey50 4
Is the dump-taking being done in the bathtub with you? Or are you showering in the toilet? Details, man! We need details!
therealslim 15
Take a dump whilst she's in there showering then! It can be a two way thing..
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karen1991 15
Breaking the barrier http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-xFaJUZRkQM
JaneChemi_fml 21
I've been with my boyfriend for 3 years now and we figure if we've shared a bed, a shower, and use the same cup then why be disgusted at something that happens naturally. when I got the flu he was there holding my hair back. when he got food poisoning I walked in to give him a new roll of paper. when he got so drunk he pissed the bed I changed the sheets and flipped the mattress. through sickness and health. better or worse. richer or poor. love no?
SwtCherryPie 26
Oh, boo ******* who.
itszlo 8
I don't think ill ever reach that point in my relationship! And I'm married lol Some things just shouldn't be done!
gotaplanstan 28
Maybe she was, while taking her shit? Seems like a fine assumption to make :)
phatdaddy62 23
You've been "shampooped!"
aircon 7
that's nasty as HELL!
fml121785 14
That's gross and not very lady like to do those things in front of your man. Of course they know, but they don't need to see it too. Keep it a little mysterious ladies!
bubble_burst 16
Ohhhh I get it. You did not want to get THIS close with this one (where she takes a dump on the pot while you take a shower).. eh? Or did you find out some other nasty thing? Like she's lady farts-a-lot or doesn't-flush-when-she's-done? The more I read, the more confused I become. Now I'm reading " acceptable to take a dump while I'm in there showering." as she took a dump in the shower while you were in there showering. If that's the case, it is you are in deep shit man..
JustLikeTheStars 10
I'm pretty sure they're referring to a previous FML a while back