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Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

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effmyyliifee 0

high aspirations

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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Did you ask her what she thought a hooker was? She might have meant something else.

there's a Hooker version of Barbie now lol

yeah. somehow your 5yo kid knows what a hooker is and can connect Barbie to one. either you totally suck at parenting or you made this story up.

what the hell?

this made me LOL so hard!

goalie20 0

Barbia the hooker!

blueflare21 3

Where did be learn that from? Wth

fxdxhk90 0

She probably doesn't know what it means, not a big deal.

HAHHAHAHHAHHA. that was the laugh of the day. I just LOLd in public ! I can see her all happy singing along and then she turns around dead serious and says 'i want to be a hooker' ! so prime . fav.

LMAO! You just made my day! That's exactly what I was thinking!

lmao thats exactly how i pictured it! xD great minds think alike.. o.O

justxdream 0

yeah im sure 5 year olds don't know what hookers are. this is bullshit.

irrelevantxx 0

AHAHAHAHA