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By PoeticPleasure - 16/05/2016 08:36 - United States - Seattle

Today, my fiancee is away and I was taking sexy pictures for him to enjoy, but when I hit send I realized I had sent it to a guy I recently met and hardly know instead. FML

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thatsjustgreat1 16

Tuesday 17 May 2016 6:07

R.I.P

GhostFox 33

Wednesday 18 May 2016 13:57

I'd suggest explaining what happened to your fiancée ASAP, before they hear about it from someone else once it's been blown out of proportion. I'd also suggest asking the guy to delete the photos as they weren't intended for him. It also might be a good idea to inform him that spreading those images without your permission is illegal.

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thatsjustgreat1 16

Tuesday 17 May 2016 6:07

R.I.P

GhostFox 33

Wednesday 18 May 2016 13:57

I'd suggest explaining what happened to your fiancée ASAP, before they hear about it from someone else once it's been blown out of proportion. I'd also suggest asking the guy to delete the photos as they weren't intended for him. It also might be a good idea to inform him that spreading those images without your permission is illegal.

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