Today, my fiancée and I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refused to buy her the "dream" wedding cake she wanted because it was chocolate. She called me childish and cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML
Today, I'm getting married. A few months ago, I allowed my mother in-law to take care of catering. She begged to be a part of the wedding, so I gave her the caterer's number and order info. It appears that I will not be eating at my own wedding because she decided to order food I'm allergic to. FML
Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML
Today, I decided to ask my girlfriend of 3 years to marry me. I made brownies with walnuts and put an engagement ring into the brownie I gave her. Not only did she choke on the ring, but on the way to the emergency room, I find out she is highly allergic to walnuts. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding at the last moment, because her neurotic sister thinks she's "too fat" to be the maid of honor, and says she needs several months to lose weight. So that's a few thousand dollars wasted. My fiancée says I'm "overreacting" and that I "just don't get it". FML
Today, my fiancé actually threatened to leave me if I didn't find a "real" wedding dress. I love the one I picked out, it fits me perfectly, and was well below my budget. He's upset because it's technically a bridesmaid dress. FML
Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML
Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go out with me?" for the girl I've liked for five months. When I showed her, she said no, but took the cake with her anyway. FML
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xMrAndyTranx 4
Her excuse to break it off, i bet she has a secret lover
sentient 10
you're better off
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Juggalette_Tiny 0
so get a grooms cake too
oooCANDLEMANooo 2
BE HAPPY !! you could have found out she was a selfish b*tch after you had kids and were then stuck with her....
moni_09 0
She obviously didn't love you that much if something as insignificant as a cake got in the way of your engagement.
dugumit 0
aren't you glad? she sounds like a selfish, inconsiderate ungrateful bitch....find someone who will appreciate you and really love you.
fxdxhk90 0
On the bright side, this was probably an indicator of what marriage with her would have been like. She seems to be a controlling bitch, I believe you probably dodged a bullet with this break up.
katybean12 0
I'M allergic to chocolate too, when i was over my sisters for her birthday i turned around and since her boyfriend thought i wasn't eating it because i was on a diet. he thought it would be funny to stuff it in my face. i spent the rest of the evening in the hospital. anyways thank god you found out she was a total bitch before it was to late.
masquerade08 0
... Why didn't you just compromise and make one of the tiers chocolate, and the other two vanilla? Or something similar... Unless she wanted the icing chocolate. Then you could do white chocolate icing on her chocolate layer, so it matches. It's really not difficult to pull off.
boomx2brian 0
Well if she is willing to call off marriage over cake, then she did you a favor. How long would the relationship last anyway if she is willing to call off life changing decisions over something as petty as cake? Consider yourself lucky
Non6673 0
I'm allergic to chocolate also and I can't eat Red Velvet cake.
Ihatewhinypeople 0
At least you found out she was a spoiled bitch before you married her.