Today, my father-in-law is still introducing me to family friends as his son's girlfriend. I have been married to his son for 5 years, we have a child together and another on the way. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my supervisor at work is now my father-in-law. My girlfriend told me that. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML
Today, my father-in-law announced the name of his new son, my husband's half-brother. The first name and last name is the same as our son, who I gave birth to 4 months ago. FML
Today, my husband decided it was time to tell me he had a 3 year old son. We have been married for 5 years. FML
Today, my only child introduced his new girlfriend to me. He is 36 and has no children. She is 46 and has a pregnant daughter who she is very close with. I don't know if I'll ever be a grandfather, but in any case, my son is going to be one before me. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, my brother-in-law still insists on referring to me as "his brother's wife" and tells everyone I'm not his "sister-in-law." I've been married to his brother for 10 years. FML
Today, I returned home from my honeymoon and met my dad for coffee. He told me he's been seeing someone and he's so happy. It's my new mother-in-law. They moved in together during my wedding weekend. FML
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
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cptncuttlefish 24
Every time he does it, loudly correct him and make him look like an asshole.
alexwagner21 25
Wouldn't that just look worse for him?
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Comments (27)
YoloWhiteRSA 20
Some people just can't deal with change.
hoosiergirl94 31
In hs, I dated a guy for two years and my dad always referred to him as my "friend"
kamaltheabstract 14
Maybe he has dementia?
pjsr 33
Start introducing him as "This is my mother-in-law's baby daddy."
trucker2 33
So is your father-in-law Old and senile or just a dick
goodread2200 10
Correct him immediately and perhaps say "I don't know why he keeps forgetting, perhaps it's the Alzheimers acting up again."
monkin5842 3
Maybe he's old and used to calling you his sons girlfriend? It would seem like an odd way to be mean if he was trying. "Sons friend" would seem like he was being mean.
vOIDmASS 13
Damn, all y'all people sharing similar experiences. Your in-laws are assholes. Sorry OP - to hell with that man!
nykkiyo16 13
I would say, "oh dad! *he forgot his meds again, sorry!*"
wondermoose 28
Why doesn't your husband stand up for you?