Em
United States
Today, my family threw me a surprise party. I was so surprised I punched my mom in the face when she screamed SURPRISE! FML
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kfrizzle2 4
Mom: SURPRISE!!! OP: *Punches* Mom: Whats wrong with you, it's me! OP: *Punches harder*
jrock94 0
Today, I decided to throw my son a surprise party. When I yelled surprise, he punched me in the face. FML
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thereitgo 1
not fyl, congrats on your beast reflexes. pretty bad that it was your mom tho. but yeah thatll help when you get mugged on the street someday haha.
steinway 0
hahahaha i love these kinds of stories...
hotsex 0
1 you meany.. if someone jumps right infront of your face your natural reaction.. doi dumb hobag
xxKittyxx 0
they prply didnt steal that stuff like that happens all the time
stinkybutt 0
yeahh number one has it down. i don't really see how you could punch someone in the face, especially your mom just because they suprised you.
omgitsseejay 0
POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
save_me_08 0
DIE ZOMBIE... o what they said 'SURPRISE' not 'BRAINS'? wrong scenario
blland 0
#9, you ruined it for everybody! jokes here aren't copyrighted!
rukusrazor 0
Guess it turned out to be your mom's surprise party.
jrock94 0
Today, I decided to throw my son a surprise party. When I yelled surprise, he punched me in the face. FML
xxXChiiXxx 2
One of the only times where reverse FMLs work! :D