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Today, my family threw me a surprise party. I was so surprised I punched my mom in the face when she screamed SURPRISE! FML

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Mom: SURPRISE!!! OP: *Punches* Mom: Whats wrong with you, it's me! OP: *Punches harder*

Today, I decided to throw my son a surprise party. When I yelled surprise, he punched me in the face. FML

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thankscupcake 0

Maybe the best fml of the day. Awesome.

pancakelover 0

LOL

"today, i planned a surprise party for my son. Everything was going great, he walked in i leaped forward and yelled out 'SURPRISE!'. In return for spending time and money on my sons birthday party, what did i get? A right hook to the face. Happy birthday sweetie.FML" That's your moms FML.

My first reaction was that it's very unlikely a guy would react so oversensitively. The gender of the OP under the comment confirmed my suspicion.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHA LOOOLLL

yeah this one has been posted like 4 times already

BADumbass 0

Damn! You need xanex or something!

Falcon Punch

You're black, aren't you?

Wow. The ******s deleted my comment (#9). I only said how they ripped it off of the black guy who punched a guy who scared him in a "Prank Fail".

BOOOM! HEADSHOT! Thats awesome