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Today, my family threw me a surprise party. I was so surprised I punched my mom in the face when she screamed SURPRISE! FML
Today, my family threw me a surprise party. I was so surprised I punched my mom in the face when she screamed SURPRISE! FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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kfrizzle2 4
Mom: SURPRISE!!! OP: *Punches* Mom: Whats wrong with you, it's me! OP: *Punches harder*
jrock94 0
Today, I decided to throw my son a surprise party. When I yelled surprise, he punched me in the face. FML
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Comments (157)
thankscupcake 0
Maybe the best fml of the day. Awesome.
pancakelover 0
LOL
JohnnyDeathNote 0
"today, i planned a surprise party for my son. Everything was going great, he walked in i leaped forward and yelled out 'SURPRISE!'. In return for spending time and money on my sons birthday party, what did i get? A right hook to the face. Happy birthday sweetie.FML" That's your moms FML.
uxoriouswidow 0
My first reaction was that it's very unlikely a guy would react so oversensitively. The gender of the OP under the comment confirmed my suspicion.
summertimeblues 0
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHA LOOOLLL
ams7509 0
yeah this one has been posted like 4 times already
BADumbass 0
Damn! You need xanex or something!
waspbr 4
Falcon Punch
shoeofallcosmos 0
You're black, aren't you?
lol_Epic_Fail 0
Wow. The ******s deleted my comment (#9). I only said how they ripped it off of the black guy who punched a guy who scared him in a "Prank Fail".
arsenal2 0
BOOOM! HEADSHOT! Thats awesome