Em
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Today, my family threw me a surprise party. I was so surprised I punched my mom in the face when she screamed SURPRISE! FML
Today, my family threw me a surprise party. I was so surprised I punched my mom in the face when she screamed SURPRISE! FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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kfrizzle2 4
Mom: SURPRISE!!! OP: *Punches* Mom: Whats wrong with you, it's me! OP: *Punches harder*
jrock94 0
Today, I decided to throw my son a surprise party. When I yelled surprise, he punched me in the face. FML
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Jertastic 0
http://zoonormous.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/slap-1.jpg ONLY YOU COULD DERIVE THIS LOOK OF SATISFACTION FROM A PIMP SLAP.
MangoPuff 0
I can't stop laughing. I'm like imagining it. LOL.
ilovecats42 0
hahahahhaaahaaaahaaahaaaahaaaaaha that's hilarious.
bbobe900000 0
hahahahahahahahaha!!!!! I dunno what these people are thinkin thats reasonable reflex right there
emZycat 0
hahahahaha i completely relate! i can so see myself or any of my friends doing that lol, but i hope the party got better after that!
ZH13 0
i already read one exacly like this. write some new stuff people!
FMLeah 6
Beautiful imagery!
karissaaa 0
hahaha
sensual_kidney 0
ROFL thats just like that video "never scare black people" Epic FML. hopefully she understands
l33tm0nk3y 0
Lol, nice reflexes!