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Today, my family threw me a surprise party. I was so surprised I punched my mom in the face when she screamed SURPRISE! FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Mom: SURPRISE!!! OP: *Punches* Mom: Whats wrong with you, it's me! OP: *Punches harder*

Today, I decided to throw my son a surprise party. When I yelled surprise, he punched me in the face. FML

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Jertastic 0

http://zoonormous.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/slap-1.jpg ONLY YOU COULD DERIVE THIS LOOK OF SATISFACTION FROM A PIMP SLAP.

I can't stop laughing. I'm like imagining it. LOL.

hahahahhaaahaaaahaaahaaaahaaaaaha that's hilarious.

bbobe900000 0

hahahahahahahahaha!!!!! I dunno what these people are thinkin thats reasonable reflex right there

emZycat 0

hahahahaha i completely relate! i can so see myself or any of my friends doing that lol, but i hope the party got better after that!

i already read one exacly like this. write some new stuff people!

Beautiful imagery!

karissaaa 0

hahaha

ROFL thats just like that video "never scare black people" Epic FML. hopefully she understands

l33tm0nk3y 0

Lol, nice reflexes!