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hdmi Tanzania United Republic of

Today, my family and I were checking into Dubai airport. I had already checked in and was waiting with my brother and sister near a pillar for my parents. I leaned on the pillar and hit my elbow on the fire alarm. A bunch of airport officials ran towards me and asked where the fire was. FML

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you guys, there's a word limit... i couldn't say that at least 500 people looked at me as though i killed someone, plus the officials were all pakistani so i had to translate what happened...then my grandma started shoutin at me for being a fool and Dubai airport is toooooo big...

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Dunkel16 0

You should have pointed a direction and see if they ran over to check.

I feel like this FML is missing something. Like, I got to the end then thought "Wait, it's over???"

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Comments (76)

Can you take me to Dubai?

The FML is that you're in Dubai in general. I live here and I can't wait to move. And yes #30, the airport does suck.

YDI for going to Dubai. JK, its a cool city, I just hate that they won't let you in if you have been to Israel. So I can't go. Anti-Zionist pricks.

haha i live in Dubai and heard about that. it made me LOL :) was it the new airport? it is pretty annoying, I have a feeling they put in vast and useless halls for fun.

no... just no...

CyclonePsycho 1

#16 has it right. I dunno, the FML kind of stops abruptly.

pippysthename00 0

Who cares?

Ehh embarrassing, but u'll get over it. Dubai is such a beautiful place! Went there last summer and i absolutely loved it!!

seb12992 0

How aren't more people voting YDI? He's the one leaned on the alarm.

well welcome to dubai if u need anything here or have any questions email me at [email protected] r u here for dsf ( dubai summer festival ) ps : i live in dubai duhh

raise ur hands if u think this commenter is a pedo *hand raises slowly*