Today, my ex-girlfriend woke up from a coma that lasted a few months. Her parents called me from the hospital shortly after because she was in hysterics that I wasn't there. Apparently she thinks we're still together, and I now have to somehow break up with her again after almost a year apart. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex-girlfriend broke up with me once again after getting back together for two weeks. Just two weeks earlier, I was seeing a girl. I'd ended things with her to mend things with my ex. I hit the girl up on Facebook to ask her out. She now has a boyfriend. FML
Today, I woke up at my crazy ex-girlfriend's house, naked and disoriented. You know, the kind of crazy like we-didn't-break-up-it-was-just-a-fight now-we-can-get-married crazy. She says everything's fine now and she's so glad we've "started our family." FML
Today, I met up with my 'on again, off again' girlfriend of 4 years that I'm still madly in love with. We've been broken up for a few months and she's been dating someone else. We talked about possibly trying things again. When I got home, I found out she's engaged. FML
Today, I went to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her her stuff back. We broke up earlier this week after a two year relationship, and I'd hoped she would've realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I rang the doorbell and her new boyfriend opened the door. FML
Today, I haven't heard from my girlfriend for over a week, after being in a relationship for 7 years with her. She'd called me, saying she had to care for her ex-husband because he had suffered a heart attack. Guess we're over. FML
Today, the girl of my dreams that I've been dating for months called me. Apparently she's been having recurring nightmares of me cheating on her. She dumped me "just in case." FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, I just called my now ex-girlfriend to break up with her, due to our insurmountable lack of communication, even though I was in therapy for four months to try and keep the relationship afloat. Before breaking up, she'd blocked me on Facebook, Whatsapp, Twitter and Instagram for no reason. FML
Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML
Today, I took a nap, and I had a dream that my ex-girlfriend got back together with me. I woke up in a great mood. When I went back to bed, I dreamed that she broke up with me, again. FML
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squizzlebee 19
That... really sucks. Although I think it sucks a little more for her than for you. You may not be her boyfriend any more OP but I think the break-up speech can maybe wait a bit until she's been awake for a while and got used to the world around her again. That's a long time to have been in a coma and I imagine it would take a while to adjust. The best thing you can do is be there for her now and try to keep her emotionally well. Who knows, she might remember you've broken up a little down the line. Good luck with it.
rivaraven 35
She has been in a coma for a few months and they have been apart for a year. What do you think when they broke up?
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Badkarma4u 17
Sort of like 50 first dates but backwards.
danbrown92 6
not going to lie man, that must have sucked!
Frid_Kun 7
Meh, you've done it once, should be easier this time.
idkiforgot 6
This happened to me. I had a head injury and couldn't remember that me boyfriend and I had split up. So after talking for a while he says to me, "I don't want to lead you on" and then explained to me that we were no longer together. My memory of that then came back. Talk about an awkward situation for both of us. Oh, and to clarify, my ex and I had remained friends after we broke up so it wasn't unusual for us to still talk as friends. We still remained just friends after the awkward moment too. Lol
QuagD 17
Break her heart so horribly. Thats what I would do. The world doesn't revolve around her.
SiraSiemens 21
dude yeah i think it would only be decent of you to break of with her in person. imagine it you're out for almost a year and then your doesnt even want to tell you himself he broke up with you... while and moste likely because you were in a coma?
Glitterbaby2613 20
what id do op is tell her the truth but then say youre willing to give it another go if she is ....and if u are too
Catto-Golden 23
Are we sure she isn't just not over you and took the opportunity to fake it?