Today, my dog was diagnosed with depression. I got him to help with my depression. I guess we can just be miserable together. FML
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Today, I took my labrador to the vet because he seemed really sick and wasn't acting like his usual self the past few weeks. The vet said nothing was physically wrong with him and that he's most likely suffering from depression. My own depression is why I got a dog in the first place. FML
Today, I have a dog I got to help motivate me to keep active and prevent the worsening of my chronic pain and limited mobility. My dog just got diagnosed with chronic pain and limited mobility. Misery likes company, I guess. FML
Today, my mental illness hit rock bottom when I caught myself wishing I was buried next to my dog because nothing makes me happy anymore. FML
Today, I noticed that my dog was feeling sad. I let him hop on my bed with me to make him feel better. It worked, right after he vomited all over my face and pillow. FML
Today, after I got a cat to help with my anxiety, it turns out he also has anxiety. FML
Today, I took my dog to the vet and she was diagnosed with obesity. The vet then told me that dogs usually imitate their owners eating and behavior habits. FML
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML
Today, my girlfriend was really depressed. I listed the top 50 reasons why I love her. Her response was "thanks for that but seriously, this video on youtube is hilarious." I couldn't cheer her up but apparently a 10 second video of a dog running in circles can. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with depression. My girlfriend's idea of consoling me was to break up with me because she can't date a "psycho". FML
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JustKittyKat 24
Or you can cure each other. Make each other happy. Dogs feed off of your emotions.
tmaq973 7
Maybe you can help each other fight your depression.. Good luck, OP! I love dogs too and I find it sad that it was diagnosed with depression.
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Comments (96)
gravy4u 5
I know it's rude, but it's quite funny sorry. But I hope you find something you can be happy with. For you and your dog
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Sounds like the both of you need some vanilla ice cream. It fixes everything.
september1395 7
You guys can be forever alone together:D
pellegren 0
This is the funniest FML I've ever heard.
ganjaone 2
Get a female dog
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Bitch, please.
Calingaladha 21
My suggestion is to do things with your dog and create a more positive bond. Take him on walks, to the dog park, play fetch. Create happiness and you will both feel better. :)
2dog 15
Awwww, that is so sad!!!!!
mrnuleef 7
Both of you should try and get laid. Dogs and humans are always happy after a good lay!
FenrisFiasco 6
My dog and I both have severe anxiety. When I adopted him mine wasn't that bad, so I was excited to bust out my dog training skills and socialize him...and thus myself. His anxiety got better, mine got worse, but he's the only thing that stops my attacks! So we do help eachother, even it's just that we're freaks together ;)
vbmg152 19
What? Dogs get depressed? I own 4 and I've had dogs & other pets, I've never heard of a dog getting depressed unless it lost its owner or playmate! I've never heard of a dog getting depressed for no reason!
ifknh8usernames 7
We get it. You never heard of doggie depression.