jimmy_morton
United States
Today, my dad told my girlfriend that she's the son he never had. FML
célinelisie tells us more.
Hey it's the op, My dad loves to embarrass me and challenge my manhood because I'm his only son of 6 kids. He's done this all my life. He used to yell at me on the field during my football games calling me a pussy. He even told my senior drill instructor at my basic combat training graduation ceremony that he hoped my drill sergeant put hit foot up my ass every day that I was there. No I'm not gay. My dad just likes to mess with me. I've gotten used to it and I actually find it funny now.
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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turtle_darkness 17
Better hurry up and start finishing your food faster than him and peeing around the house to show him you're the dominate male.
purelymixed 17
Time to man up son
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Comments (66)
moocowmilk0 19
He's messing with you lighten up man :p
annoyedperson 25
was he drunk
vicnic 11
:o jaw dropping!! what happened after!?!?!
célinelisie 14
It was during the winter storm and we were snowed in the house. My family loves my girlfriend. We just laughed it off and watched "Straight Out of Compton"
megamonster99 18
Sounds like something from That 70's Show.
Calingaladha 21
My fiancé's parents asked me "If this doesn't work out, can we keep you instead?" And like your dad, they were probably joking.
chasebeck1921 12
Sounds like hes making more fun of her
Toksik_Kid 14
I moderated this one aye I'm a genius
jsburn 4
Hey, My dad said the same thing to my ex wife. She's a lesbian now, so I guess he was right.
célinelisie 14
Hey it's the op, My dad loves to embarrass me and challenge my manhood because I'm his only son of 6 kids. He's done this all my life. He used to yell at me on the field during my football games calling me a pussy. He even told my senior drill instructor at my basic combat training graduation ceremony that he hoped my drill sergeant put hit foot up my ass every day that I was there. No I'm not gay. My dad just likes to mess with me. I've gotten used to it and I actually find it funny now.
lizzi6692 7
Your dad sounds like a lovely person.
sweetbliss3 37
I feel like it's more of a way to ruin your self esteem than embarrass you. one or 2 times is funny, after that it's just mean, in my opinion.
shonic 16
your dad sounds like red Forman
célinelisie 14
You're right lol
Dr_Awesome654 24
Oh, so you're a lesbian.