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Today, my dad told my girlfriend that she's the son he never had. FML

célinelisie tells us more.

célinelisie 14

Hey it's the op, My dad loves to embarrass me and challenge my manhood because I'm his only son of 6 kids. He's done this all my life. He used to yell at me on the field during my football games calling me a pussy. He even told my senior drill instructor at my basic combat training graduation ceremony that he hoped my drill sergeant put hit foot up my ass every day that I was there. No I'm not gay. My dad just likes to mess with me. I've gotten used to it and I actually find it funny now.

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Better hurry up and start finishing your food faster than him and peeing around the house to show him you're the dominate male.

Time to man up son

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Come on, dude. I'm sure it was just a joke -_-

célinelisie 14

Yea it was. I even said in my comment "he's just messing with me". I didn't post it to complain. I honestly just wanted a confirmed FML and I knew this would get it.

it's a joke not a dick don't take it so hard