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Today, my dad congratulated me on having my first girl come over late at night and asked me to be quieter because he could hear us. I'm still single and it was probably me grunting and getting mad losing Plants vs Zombies. FML

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yeah he was proud I suppose that's why I haven't told him the truth tbh

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Plants v zombies is the shit though. I always get mad when they chew through my walnuts.

Damn those pea shooters

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Made me laugh. Lol

I find that pretty creepy that a dad would congratulate his son on having a girl over. I know my kids will have sex but I don't necessarily want to think or be excited about it.

I'm not surprised since a lot of dads congratulate their son when he has sex since that is somehow an 'accomplishment'.

I actually feel this on a personal level.

Can relate. Damn bucketheads.

I can relate. Damn you, Gargantuars! Imps! Zombonis! Catapult Zombies!