Today, my crush came into the gas station I work at and said, "Man, you look hot today!" Flattered, I thanked him. He replied, "No, I mean like hot and sweaty, like you've been working hard." FML
lemonlime66 tells us more.
Hey, OP here. This happened a few months ago, but I still remember the embarrassment like it was this morning. I made a joke out of it, we became close, and then his wife and I found out about each other. We became friends, they got divorced, and we all lived happily ever after (except him).
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Medieval_Unicorn 24
That escalated quickly
stryder9090 28
That might be the quickest escalation I've ever heard before
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AScooterman 12
Can we say azzhole. Probably wouldn't know how to treat a woman anyway.
Brandi_Faith 34
Apparently not. Read the follow up ^.
worthless_jaylo 2
I hate when guys do thisss
oreoeater 21
You say that as if it happens often
worldclassrager 41
Working hard or hardly working
RayRay1107 17
Smh
MenAreFromVegas 5
rude on his part and mean. say what you mean asswipe.
bustyou 15
All in a few months ? I'm calling bullshit
bustyou 15
Dumb **** , I hope u choke on ur turkey
streetvybz 8
should've said I know what you meant, I said thank you ...would save the embarassment