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Today, my cousin's husband argued adamantly that the Earth doesn't rotate, and treated me like an idiot when I explained why he was wrong. Not even a video from space of the Earth rotating convinced him. This idiot is a teacher. FML

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Schizomaniac 24

Thankfully he's only a PE teacher. Not to discredit PE teachers, but at least he is not in a position to actually provide information to students. This guy is an absolute nutjob. These are real claims he has argued in the past: -evolution is a lie (no surprise) -dogs are more intelligent than chimpanzees -our most sophisticated equipment can't see outside our galaxy (lol) -humans are the only animals that rely on fruits and vegetables for food And many, many others. He's the type of person to argue with a chef because he read a cookbook. It's sad.

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Does he think the earth is flat too?

Well at least you're not related by blood, so that's one good thing.

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Evolution is a theory, though it is mistaken for fact because it is taught in schools like it IS fact, when in reality they should be teaching other theories as well as evolution.

And this ******* tard is teaching children? Great, just great.

middlenamefrank 8

My brother's a school teacher, and some of the stories he tells are just appalling. He was having a discussion the other day and another teacher told him "I don't believe in DNA". 'Cause DNA is just a theory, dontcha know?

I hope he is not a science teacher

Well, just because he's a teacher doesn't mean he can't not know about things. My 8th grade English teacher couldn't even spell correctly.

BloodyGlass 10

If I ever have kids, I will make sure this ******* moron never teaches my kids. I want them to be smart and open-minded, not stupid and filled with bad information.

can't fix stupid.

PurpleLover20 11

let me guess he also believes the Earth is flat and the center of the universal

Please say gym teacher. Please.

This is why when in a relationship you must wait until you know everything about a person. These people that rush to get married are some of the dumbest people out there.