Anonymous
Lakewood, United States
Today, my brother paid the DJ $300 to ruin my wedding by playing the Imperial Death March as I walked down the aisle. FML
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MathewBlack 14
What a legend!
looloothing 9
Shit, I'd pay money to go to a wedding where the bride marched down to that.
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padlarf 14
I clicked 'you deserved it'. Because everybody deserves to have such an awesome wedding.
lilhellian 27
I see this as a win..
laylay33 6
That's heartless I think you should have another small wedding not expensive or maybe just a party and don't invite your brother
mbuck87 19
Haha yeah totally! Spend all that money to have another fake wedding just so you can fix that one bit where the wrong song got played....
bubina 14
Your brother sounds like a selfish prick.
LuckyLynx7732 5
And by ruined you mean drastically improved
jamid 2
I agree, at my moms and stepdads wedding we had him walk and a sword arch since he is a marine, but instead of swords it was light sabers and played the death march
JohnBlack1991 4
If you fail to see the funny side and let something as awesome as that ruin everything.... you don't sound like much fun =
HairyPunisher 27
I was thinking the same thing. OP sounds a bit neurotic and controlling. I bet OP's family cheered at the irony when the music played.
SoylentCandycorn 10
If you're judgemental enough to assume that anyone who doesn't like what you like is "not much fun" then you don't sound like much fun either.
SoylentCandycorn 10
So 50, if I played Justin Bieber music at your wedding, would you be "neurotic and controlling" if you got upset? It's a pretty douchey thing to someone. Play what you want at your own wedding, don't meddle in someone else's big day.
HairyPunisher 27
53, The Imperial Death March is a vintage, classic, nearly universally realtor organized song as to be equated with an evil person. Most women I know wouldn't say a juvenile brother-sister prank "ruined" their wedding. That's where I implied the bride/OP was being neurotic. That wad the ONLY reason her wedding was ruined. And lol why do you equate the Biebs with bad music? He's not vintage like Star Wars or anything but he's not TERRIBLE.
HairyPunisher 27
Ugh autocorrect. **recognized
JohnBlack1991 4
If you're judgmental enough to assume that everyone who is judgmental enough to assume that everyone who does not like what they like is not much fun then you're not much fun... *Xzibit picture*
HairyPunisher 27
So you misread the intentions of my comment. I'm no more judgmental on this situation than any other. I just implied that the other party goers likely appreciated the song reference because OP is probably a controlling person and the song was well suited. Maybe I'm wrong and OP is Mary Poppins but you sometimes have to read between the lines on the way an FML is structured.
jessi_sunshine 26
61 - The point is, even if the party goers liked the song, it wasn't their day. If they want to play something other than the traditional wedding march, let them do it on their own wedding day. The guests are at a wedding to support the two people who are getting married - it's not about them. It's about the bride and the groom.
foreverhis 4
Where's the "like" button?
white16sox 19
It's called favorite. Now go back to Facebook.
daminantion 14
Leave it to you teens to ruin sarcasm and troll each other haha.
spazz666 18
It's not really trolling... Trolling usually amuses someone, that was just plain stupid. I'm embarrassed to be part of this generation.
chrisjw27 18
please tell me The Throne Room song was playing during the ceremony... your brother is epic
Pandacupcakelove 26
What a douche... But hey, don't let him ruin your big day! Focus on what went well in the wedding and don't let him get to you. :-)
TipOfTheHat 10
Was your wife red like a sith?