Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wear makeup much. Expecting him to say something about my natural beauty, I replied with an honest, "No." His smiled softly, gently squeezed my shoulder, and said, "Maybe you should." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I can stop using makeup, because it's "not working." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
Today, while hanging out with my boyfriend, I started getting ready for bed. As I grabbed my face wipes, he said, “Wait, don't take off your makeup because then you'll be ugly.“ FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, I met some guys from my dad's workplace. They told him what a pretty daughter he had, to which he responded, "Nah, it's just shit-loads of makeup." FML
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Top comments
DrHail 22
Whoa! You don't have to put up with an arsehole like that. Next time look at his crotch. And squint.
lu95 16
When you got it, you got it. When you don't, you're you.
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Comments (120)
ThorPowaa 19
Your boyfriend should appreciate ans love your natural beauty. Because looks don't last. Sorry OP.
davincidasecond 24
That's when you make him look like a drag queen when he falls asleep and record his priceless reaction when he wakes up.
xnyletak 17
And the winner of the Boyfriend-of-the-Year Award goes to...
Aspireworks 12
Well if no one else is going to take it, I will. I haven't gotten an award since "most improved" back in softball. Oh, this is just magical.
ComoEsJuan 24
Dammit, I thought I would have won this year. I really had my hopes up. Now I feel like Leo does every year...
UrYousername 15
Why do guys like this have girlfriends?
DJisHere11 19
Because dating a bad boy is in. Don't you know. It's not right but the truth.
heliophobia 13
Okay, 23, I don't think any girl in her right mind would think "you know who I want to be in a relationship with, a complete asshole."
RedPillSucks 33
Because some girls are desperate to be with someone, so they tolerate shit like this.
NoFightinDestiny 9
Don't let that shit get to you OP. But I'm sorry, you're probably very beautiful without makeup. (White Knight status achieved)
awkwardloveannie 28
tell him "you have a huge **** and handsome face, too bad it takes a shit load of alcohol"
joea21 21
That's cold... Takes a certain kind of asshole to tell his girl that.
AliSama 17
Put finger up and go shhh. "no talking, it ruins my mood and your attractiveness"
Sibenz 2
Well he just sounds swell...
niggajayboogs 2
Damn thats a slap -___- no man should love you for your make up