Today, my boyfriend told me he needed to reconsider coming to see me for financial reasons. I'm the one paying for the airfare, giving him a place to stay, and covering his expenses while he's here. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my long-distance British boyfriend of 7 years canceled his plane ticket to visit me in the USA. He claims he "doesn't have enough money" to stay for 2 weeks. As I began canceling all the reservations, he called to say he bought a new car and a house. FML
Today, I spent 900 dollars on a ticket for my boyfriend to visit me and he missed the flight. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an ultimatum: either cancel my amazing work trip or stay with him. I chose the trip and he assured me he’d be gone by the time I got back. His issue? My boss thought it’d be cheaper to get an AirBnB instead of getting us all hotel rooms, and that men are also going. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I are looking at places to stay to meet for the first time. I figured renting a small vacation apartment would be ideal because he's not able to help pay because he isn't working and I'm not rich. He's telling me he can only be comfortable in 4 star hotels. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I needed to move out. FML
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Top comments
Courtnaayy 0
Tell him he needs better excuses [: Look on the bright side, MAYBE he feels bad for you, because you pay everything and wants a girl where he can be able to pay also. Or maybe he is just a gold digger. Good Luck though xD
popsoda 0
he's just trying breakup up with you subtly, take a hint?
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Comments (151)
davidomke 0
18, I can give you my ex's number
maddog_fml 0
Maybe he feels uncomfortable because you are paying for all off it. You could ask him.
maddog_fml 0
#31 Funny, same thought :)
beyondperception 0
You shouldn't be paying for him to see you. It's a stupid thing to do. Sorry: I don't agree with your situation.
Wildcard 0
he doesn't like you at least he's being nice about it and saving you all the money you were about to stupidly waste on him
ama17 0
Take the hint and save yourself the money
AntiChrist7 0
you waste your money on an idiot. He really is an idiot if that is his only excuse he can come up with. YDI
lovingmylife 0
youre probably wicked ugly so he doesnt want to see you. hes breaking up with you
Akazuki 26
You don't need to be a bitch, 39
reallyannoyed 0
maybe he's just a prostitute and you didn't realise
abcdefghijklmno_fml 0
HAHA i love #40 but you never know if it's true... ;) for real though, dump the bastard.