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By buttpain - 12/03/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend's mom told me that he and I should have at least one kid, because twins run in the family and skip a generation. We've been together for five months. FML

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TabooSushi 24

Sunday 12 March 2017 22:37

Give her a lesson in genetics: Twins rely on the mother's genes, not the father's.

bsshooter 14

Sunday 12 March 2017 20:49

that user name.

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Hassan Yare 1

Sunday 12 March 2017 20:10

www

bsshooter 14

Sunday 12 March 2017 20:49

that user name.

finalyearsofhate 22

Sunday 12 March 2017 20:59

Maybe that's how they're preventing the twins.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 12 March 2017 21:24

Tell her you're not a brood sow for her twisted eugenic fantasy.

WhatHappenedToIt 22

Sunday 12 March 2017 21:24

twins gene is carried in the mothers genes. it has to do with the moms egg splitting not the sperm. or the mom producing 2 eggs during ovulation.

LudA9844 11

Sunday 12 March 2017 21:41

That's what I thought

TabooSushi 24

Sunday 12 March 2017 22:37

Give her a lesson in genetics: Twins rely on the mother's genes, not the father's.

ezrajab 22

Monday 13 March 2017 4:50

Fyl op why does your mom know about ur sex life?

naimejeary 16

Monday 13 March 2017 6:26

At least she likes you :)

darshini_ii 24

Monday 13 March 2017 7:12

Did she also tell you name 'at least' one kid after her?

kristinjeaneen 21

Monday 13 March 2017 13:53

Gotta love boyfriend's meddling moms.

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