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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML

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suaveneanderthal 0

Send him one that says "Bitch, get me a ring."

Haha, he's a keeper!

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GoldenWonton 0

at least he was creative :D

justanotheruser 0

Aw, how cute ^w^

Send him a bumper sticker saying, "Bitch, come to me and ask me face to face while on your knees." :P

mushrooms_fml 0

I think that's cute. Probably not how you'd always imagined it, but still cute nonetheless.

If you got propose today you wouldn't be on FML.

ThatStinkz 0

How Romantic... not!

Assuming he was being serious... who the hell proposes ONLINE? Let alone through a Facebook app!

YDI for even having him as a bf

i_is_a_tr00l 0

YDI FOR NOT HAVING A V8! HOE!

mushrooms_fml 0

Some of you really need to get a sense of humor...he was clearly trying to be cute...pulled it off really well, actually. I'm sure if you agreed to that, or sent a bumper sticker back saying "bitch, I accept" or something, he'd probably do it properly afterward. He probably sent that to judge your reaction and is afraid you'd reject his proposal.