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Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML

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Sounds like your bf is a big time jerk

aiezaiza 0

For those saying she can still get pregnant whilst on her period, I think she was saying that she didn't want sex due to being on her period, not that menstruating prevents pregnancy. Also, if she doesn't want to have sex at this time of the month, that's her decision, sheesh. And your boyfriend sounds like a bit of an arse. :(

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Josh129 0

Im mastrubating. :D

alex_vik 1

Cool story bro.

skullbuster 0

So, tomorrow, are you going to be posting an FML about your Mom walking into the living room and catching you? Or you nutting into a sock and trying to light it on fire??

californiaaaaa 0

I think she meant they didn't need condoms because they weren't going to have sex because she was on her period. That's how I took it anyways.

I have sex with my gf when she's on the blob all the time. I use a condom to keep my **** clean. No way I'm waiting five days and the only other options are cheating or prostitution. It's the lesser of three evils.

cattoe7 0

gosh.. i hope you leave him

DUMP. HIM. He's clearly only using you for sex. He probably doesn't even see you as his girlfriend, just as his bootycall.

ToonAddict 0

YLIF. Dump his ass, clearly he isnt mature enough to understand or accept a menstral cycle, and had the gaul to drop you off since he wasn't going to get sex. DUMP HIM HONEY!! My boyfriend is GLAD when I'm on my period, A - vacant lot. B - sometimes, it's fun to be a vamp.

charmander2354 0

i think she said there was no need due to her period because she didn't want to have sex on it, so they would just hang out and not have sex. however it sucks because now that the boyfriend isn't getting laid, he doesn't want to hang out with his girlfriend at all anymore.

All the OP meant by that statement was that there was no need for the condom because she didn't want to have sex when she had her period. I didn't think it was that hard to understand.

wow your boyfriends a jerk

If my boyfriend did that to me, I'd dump him so fast it'd make his head spin. Good thing he's not an huge a-hole. Also, he probs dropped you off to go pick up another girl who's not bleeding.