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Today, my boyfriend lied about crashing his car just to avoid seeing me. FML

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gixxergirl8787 0

heres the story behind the post for all you assholes who think im ugly or a bitch. really? anyway. my boyfriend of 5 years had gotten back the day before from 2 weeks in florida buying our new house. i had already left for a camping trip. He was to meet me down the next day. On his way down 'supposibly' his friend calls to tell me there has been a terrible accident and he was rushed to the hospital. My drunk ass freaks out drives an hour back home and rushes to the hospital. oh heyy.. guess what hes not there. I go to his house... and theres his car. The excuse was he didnt want to hurt my feelings by telling me he didnt want to camp in the first place... so he just lied. Its his birthday tommarrow and i will not be buying him a damn thing. there ya go :)

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FYL I say trash that douche's car!

dodge_trucks 0

I'm sorry but just leave him

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pandahlove 0

I've heard that excuse before. trust me, he's so not worth it.

...your EX-boyfriend....

hah wow you must be really ugly or annoying..:D!

kk2krazee 0

MaaddaFuckkka

ZePervyKappa 0

What a jerk, D:

Wow, sounds like you need to find yourself a new boyfriend.

Should be ex-boyfriend..

chellabella856 0

mine lied about his house being on fire to avoid calling me :

Guys, why so much hate to this girl? I bet all of you haters have a girlfriend who used to be a hermaphrodite. And Is now a man.

ninja_darkstar 6

That's what happens when you are such a HO that he just can't stand you anymore, but he is so NICE that he doesn't have the guts to break up with you. Make sure you tell both sides of the story. YDI