Today, my boyfriend had a tantrum because I didn't like Black Sabbath as much as him. Apparently our entire relationship was based on him thinking I did. I've now been labeled "The Queen of Lies." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML
Today, my boyfriend bitched me out for being too controlling. Apparently, not only am I being unreasonable by not wanting him visiting strip clubs with his friends, I'm also just "looking for excuses to get mad" at him. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument; however, his new-found passion for hardcore rapping meant that he tried to "diss" me using bad rhymes and ill thought-out putdowns. It was ridiculous, and didn't really make any sense, so I started giggling. He stormed off, grumbling. FML
Today, my (now ex) boyfriend and I had a fight, during which he said, "This is why I talk to other girls." I called him out for admitting to cheating and he told me I was toxic. FML
Today, my boyfriend is blaming me for his recent diagnosis of Borderline Personality Disorder. Apparently, I should have just kept on tolerating all of his explosive outbursts, instead of "forcing" him to start couples' therapy with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
Today, I tried to tell my boyfriend how I have been feeling recently in our relationship. He lashed out at me, saying I was just accusing him of being the bad guy. I guess I'll never express my feelings ever again. FML
Today, after years in a relationship I realized that my partner does not like the music I listen to, the food I cook, the pictures I take, the way I dress. The only thing she likes is when I take her out to eat. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend flipped out and told me I was a total control freak, and that he couldn't handle how weird and clingy I am. All I did was ask if his phone was charged. FML
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fatnesspig 7
If he thinks your entire relationship was based on you liking black sabbath I think he's the one lying to himself...
melij99 5
Label him the King of Drama.
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Comments (98)
SqueakyChipmunk 22
The Lion Queen.
BRANCH_MAN 3
You sit on a throne of lies
mlandon98 1
black sabbath isnt that good anyways
kdmozzfreak 2
seriously!? how could you dislike sabbath?
jayhawkchik 4
Lame, dump him and move on. Someone more deserving will appreciate you for more than your musical tastes.
AaliyahMorgan143 5
Better than being labeled "The Queen Of ******" like Resputia.
skyeyez9 25
If he can't get over the fact you have different musical tastes, and keeps calling you "the queen of lies" I think you need to find another man who is mature and appreciates you.
longandconfusing 1
The wedding is a success up until the point when Otto gets a Poison tribute band (called Cyanide) to play "Nothin' but a Good Time". Becky admits to Marge that she hates heavy metal music. At the wedding, Marge suggests to Becky that she gives Otto an ultimatum: it is either her or heavy metal. Otto chooses heavy metal and breaks up with Becky. I loved the Simpsons too.
joethebiden 8
Queen of Lies? More like Queen of having a shitty boyfriend.
angebotsicle 2
youre obviously in high school
htownpostman 16
Sounds like the episode of family guy and the band KISS