Today, my boyfriend gave me a box of chocolates for Christmas. I thought it was sweet until I noticed the heart drawn on the back. It's the same box of chocolates I gave him for Christmas. Christmas last year. FML
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Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML
Today, I hit a new low when I caught myself eating the chocolates that were meant to be part of my boyfriend's Christmas presents. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a box of chocolates as a present. A few hours later, he texted me saying that the box of chocolates contained nuts. He's allergic to nuts and his mother now thinks I'm trying to kill him. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML
Today, I received a birthday present from a friend. It was the very same gift I gave to her for Christmas. FML
Today, I wrapped my boyfriend's Christmas presents for him, because he was too lazy to do it himself. This included my own present. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to give his mother a box of chocolates and flowers for Mother's Day. She just stared at them and said, "What's this for? You're not my daughter, and never will be. But I'll keep the chocolate." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a surprise gift. I was so excited until I opened it. It was the same exact sweater I bought for him last month, but in my size. He said, “I knew you liked it, so I got one for you too!” He didn’t remember that I already own one. FML
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britney190 0
Give it back to him next Christmas...or his next birthday.
Muffinish 0
What an idiot. Don't eat them, they're probably disgusting by now anyways.
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Comments (60)
blastvortex 4
Give them back, along with a "good luck finding a new girlfriend" card.
dabe5tyuhevahadx 0
wow wow wow your man is CHEAP!
frocher 0
You're cheap. He is cheap. YDI. in fact, you deserve eachother!
Killah_Jay 0
Jerk.
Frozen_soul 0
uhhh , that bf of urs is stupid >.> no offence .
uzee 29
I think it's actually a good thing- I mean he kept the box all this time; but if you mean that he never opened the box and gave it to you though it's 1 year old then I think it's best that you dump him
joce445 0
Year old chocolates anyone?
jessizkool 0
Cheepo!!!
writergirl23 19
Does he have bad teeth? C'mon, who'd not eat chocolates for a whole year?? I have a husband with bad teeth due to him being born 14 weeks premature, so yeah, that's about the only legit reason I can think of. It could be losing weight, but you'd think he'd have lost it in a year even if his gf was stupid enough to tempt him by giving them to him.
frottiejoy 7
how creative