Today, my boyfriend called me and I told him about the AnimeCon I'm attending, and that I wanted to go as Sailor Mars, he told me he had no idea what that was. After being mad for about ten minutes, I realized that I wanted to break up with him over not knowing what Sailor Moon was. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents and siblings for the first time. Their first reaction was, "Oh? You're her? All this time we thought you're some cartoon character from yet another lousy anime he keeps babbling about." FML
Today, at a Con, I saw a girl in an impressive cosplay of a character from one of my favorite video games. I complimented her on her costume and got a picture with her. Later, my girlfriend called me a cheating creep and broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for knowing more about Batman than he does. He's only seen some of the movies, and as a kid my dad owned a comic book store. He still doesn't see why I should know more, because I'm a girl, and "girls aren't supposed to know about superheroes." FML
Today, I went to a wedding with my boyfriend. He became moonstruck with one my friends and said she looked sexy in her dress. The whole night, I was nonexistent to him. He’s now confused as to why I’m giving him the silent treatment. He literally has no clue. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had the worst fight of our relationship, and I’m not sure we’re going to make it. Why? Because out of all his hobbies and interests that I’ve happily joined in on, I said I had no interest in Harry Potter. FML
Today, I told my husband we could have a "him" day, visit the comic book and games stores, then watch anime. He refused to believe I was genuine, and asked what bad thing I did that I was trying to make up for. We ended up not doing any of it because he thinks I can’t be nice to him without a motive. FML
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redbluegreen 41
How old are you? Ten? You don't break up with someone for that kind of reason.
iKaite 0
Lol, you should turn up at his house dressed like her... I'm sure he will be delighted :)
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hippiebrigade 0
Why did you say sailor mars in the first part? YOU'RE the one that got it wrong .
angelofsaturn 23
lord. sailor moon is the series and sailor mars is a character in the series. all of the planets have a senshi except earth but you could make the point that tuxedo kamen(or mask for the dub) is considered sailor earth. google: use it.
shinshoku13 19
I love cosplaying and am an otaku ( a hygenic one) but i dont expect the people i socialize with to know it too but im being harsher than i should because youre aware of how stupid that is but maybe he'll love it if you inform him about sailor moon and cosplay
bladomas 2
who is sailor moon?
ukrichu 14
Oh, that show.
OFWGKTADGAF666 6
Sailor moons the shit!
Hommyj6 1
What the **** is sailor moon
saam32 0
My girlfriend likes sailor moon too. Oh wait... Shes my ex. Awkward.
djjmax 7
My ex broke up with because i said "can you please shut up about that stupid show" after she talked about some anime show for half an hour when i took her out for dinner
basicperfection 16
Well I can see why, considering you called something she obviously likes stupid?? Asshole.
Ohgodfml704 3
You said on the phone sailor mars no wonder he didn't know what the **** you were talking about