Love: Today, my boyfriend called. He said he would sing me a song,...

ishred1111 6 November 2015, 07:39 Vancouver, Canada

Today, my boyfriend called. He said he would sing me a song, like I'd wanted for a long time. I was excited, but surprised at his song choice. He sang 'Locked Away' by R. City ft. Adam Levine. Turns out, he was calling me from jail. He thought this was romantic, and expected me to bail him out. FML

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ishred1111 14

7 November 2015, 04:36

Thanks for all the funny comments! They made me feel better when I'm not actually feeling that great, considering what my boyfriend turned out to be like.... Speaking of which, I totally agree with most of you. Yes, I hung up on him and no, I did not bail him out. I think his sister did in the end. His fate and what he actually did to get arrested are unknown to me, honestly I just knew we were done the second he finished the song and then said 'so, babe, can you bail me out?' Never thought he could be like this. Very disappointed in him. But still thoroughly impressed at his singing (he recited it perfectly). :) thanks guys!!

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Mcstud1y 30

6 November 2015, 14:37

If he is only like that when he desperately needs you, you should probably rethink your relationship.

ishred1111 14

7 November 2015, 04:42

Update update: he called again and I did hear him out. However he did not go to jail for some trivial reason. he tried steal a police car while drunk. And yes he does only tend to do things like that when he needs a favor. Suffice to say we are done and over. And thanks to one of the commenters above, I did sing 'we are never ever getting back together' to him!

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taymichele16 15

6 November 2015, 16:26

As I'm listening to this song on my car radio right now...

marcranger 29

6 November 2015, 17:46

Hmmm, well, my ex went with, "You better bail me out, since you're the one who got me into this!" I'd called the cops after he went Grand Theft Auto on my car. I guess your boyfriend is sort of an improvement on that? I still hope you left him in there.