Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly... - FML

By treegirl - 26/07/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

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solitaryspook 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:26

Your boyfriend is awesome.

MooKee 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:27

romantic!

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whoaitsamber 20

Sunday 14 July 2013 8:57

This will forever be my all time favorite fml

dumbblonde1432 5

Wednesday 24 July 2013 0:12

That sounds like something my boyfriend would do XD

xXNerrrdXx 16

Wednesday 31 July 2013 5:26

CUTE !!!

Fluffasuars_Rawr 15

Thursday 1 August 2013 2:38

I find that adorable!

kiss_1214 17

Saturday 3 August 2013 19:57

That's just adorable. Or maybe adorkable. Which ever fits.

headphonesrock 5

Tuesday 6 August 2013 4:39

That is very strange is that why ur screen name is treegirl?

iLoveUnionJ 8

Tuesday 20 August 2013 0:09

he's a keeper..

SparkleMiner 2

Friday 13 September 2013 6:36

Awwwww cute

dearmeh 10

Sunday 15 September 2013 17:43

That's adorable!

skyaru 7

Wednesday 25 September 2013 14:46

don't worry, u have such an adorable boyfriend.. we, girls, deserve to experience simple yet childish moments like that.. u'll soon love that side of him~ >;3

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