Today, my boyfriend and I decided to stop by a drive-thru on the way to his place. I asked him to order a Coke for me, at which point he asked if I wanted to make it a Diet Coke. FML
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Today, at lunch I ordered a Coke. The waiter replied, "Diet Coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular Coke." He shook his head and said again, "Diet Coke." FML
Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a Diet Coke?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and I told the waiter I'd have the same. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't want a salad?" FML
Today, while on a date, I accidentally ordered "diet water" instead of saying "diet coke". FML
Today, I went out to eat with a group of couples and my boyfriend. All my friends boyfriends paid for them. Mine didn't, and said that I should order off the diet menu. FML
Today, I went through a drive-thru and ordered a coffee. The cashier asked, “Hot or iced?” I panicked and said, “Yes.” We both just stared at each other until she said, “So… which one?” I wanted to drive away and never return. FML
Today, I ordered a Diet Coke with my meal from a fast food restaurant. Turns out, they didn't give me diet. My blood sugar spiked and I was sick for hours later. I'm a diabetic. FML
Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML
Today, I called my husband and asked him what he wanted from our favorite fast food place. A divorce. FML
Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML
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ThunderLightTSV 31
I doubt that there was any malicious intent, OP. And I'm sure that'd be confirmed if you asked the guy about it. Just don't dump him because of this like I'm so sure this website is going to tell you to.
Skycop_S 23
May you please elaborate on how the hell this is a problem? I prefer the taste of diet to regular.
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Comments (52)
SquidApocalypse 9
I- Is that it?
mmehosky 6
that's a normal ass question. stop being a ******* bitch
BloodyGlass 10
Ask him if he wants diet soda as well, see how he likes it. :)
RosaMaravillosa 10
OMFG! Just kidding, HOW is this an FML? it's not a problem and it's not funny.
momo87 8
ok so how is this a problem
Draveren 11
I was going to suggest you just stop drinking coke - no, really: STOP - and have a good old beer. But then I checked and realized you're from the US and underage. Pity.