Today, my boss got angry at me because my English is better than his. He accused me of trying to steal his management position, and implied that I'll be lucky if I still have a job by the end of the month. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, I got fired from my job because my boss thinks that me doing everything he says makes me untrustworthy. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
Today, at work, a man punched me in the face because he said I took his son's job. He meant both me and his son applied for the same job. He also asked to speak to my boss, because he thinks I "cheated." FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Today, I was scolded by my boss, all because I can finish most tasks in a quarter of the time it takes him, and he doesn't want to be shown up. FML
Today, my boss threatened to fire me because I'm unproductive, and haven't been doing anything. He doesn't tell me what to do, and expects me to read his mind. When I ask him what he wants me to do, he gets pissed and says that I should already know what to do. FML
Today, my boss told me I may lose my job due to underperformance. I was shocked, as he'd previously mentioned that I was performing well, and that I was safe from the current company wide layoffs. I asked him what I need to improve on. He said that my instant messages to him are sometimes too long. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for leaving on time. After months of management hounding us about our overtime, I get in trouble for doing what I was supposed to do. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
tywinn 1
At least your English is better!
Futacy 30
Hmm, that's funny. Most mature people are happy when people know how to speak correctly.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (74)
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Go to Human Resources ASAP and report him. He has the ability to totally screw you over. And I would still start looking for a new job.
BatemanFML 0
I would say that almost everyone has a boss at least once in their lifetime that is an asshole. Most of them are full of shit, but look at it this way: if you have an invaluable skill, they won't let you go. Hopefully he will see one day that you should be in management alongside him, OP.
lyskiss 10
What's it like being a hobo?
klovely22 13
42. That's a bit rude, don't you think? What did he do to you?
lyskiss 10
45, I meant that out of pure interest. I aspire to be a hobo one day.
lyskiss 10
45, I meant that out of pure interest. I aspire to be a hobo one day. I apologize for coming off as rude.
gabbavcg 3
Buskerud
bryan788 29
damn that sucks, I would start looking and find a new job before he can hire someone and leave him hanging
acetheone 8
your boss is a fidiot.
dolceandkabana 1
Me very good in Engrish
jayfreeman 0
At least you can be prepared for unemployment. You should never piss off the boss. YDI
THE_A_TEEN 28
Yeah, we all know OP did it just to spite his boss. Nice way of thinking, you should become a detective.
ryggsekk 8
it happend to me too, in my high school english class last week. I was thrown out of class, because My teacher got pissed when i corrected her. Well I should thank anime/manga and eminem for learning me english. i'm from norway too :D
mskimbelinapham 5
Eh been there done that. Education pays off.
ryggsekk 8
oh i forgot to tell you guys that. this is freking norway, where school pays you, free dental care till you're 18, free medical care till you're 16. where unemployment isn't a problem because everyone get welfare. **** yeah. we ain't no mericans