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pjsr 33
Wtf?! Everyone knows you put mustard on at the beach. Kids these days! FYL
corky1992 33
You didn’t smell the difference?
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Your sister is an evil genius. Is she single?
sbjess 8
at least it wasn't BBQ sauce
Davros 12
How immature of her. I would have retaliated by putting some on the back of her white shorts