Nico
France
Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Unpronounceable
United States
My name is…
Today, I've gotten so used to people mispronouncing my last name, even after I correct them a gazillion times, I've lost the motivation to correct anyone on it anymore. At this point I'd probably faint from shock if someone who isn't related to me successfully pronounced it correctly. FML
Anonymous
Confused
Today, after 26 years of confusion with my parents pronouncing it different ways, and in my mom's case, multiple ways, having to clear up how it's spelled every time I meet someone, I asked my mom how to pronounce my name. She got mad and then pronounced it three different ways while explaining. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Teambuilding
Today, I was so nervous introducing myself to my new team, I actually mispronounced my own name, badly, and now that’s how everyone refers to me, but again, I’m too nervous to correct anyone. It’s been a week already, so correcting them now would be extra weird. FML
figures
United States
Birth certificate
Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML
yarenis
Gardner, United States
A blessing and a curse
Today, like every day since I was born, my name is Yarenis, pronounced "ja-ra-nees". For some reason, everybody pronounces it "your anus". FML
Anonymous
The more you know
Today, I learned that I've been saying a word wrong my whole life and all my friends have been too polite to correct me, when I found out that "Segue" and "Segway" are pronounced the same. FML
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Exhaustion
Today, during a phone call, I broke down in tears because I was asked to spell my last name. It’s sixteen letters long and hyphenated, and I always end up having to spell it twice because they never get it right the first time. I’m tired. FML
anon
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Germantown, United States
YouTubers take note
Today, I have learned a lot of "big" words from reading so much, but can actually only pronounce about half of them correctly. FML
what
Brain freeze
Today, at the ripe old age of 24, I briefly forgot my own name. FML
karen
I'm a meme
Today, as always, my name is Karen. FML
Top comments
dwhite312 0
I pronounced it as supreme.
lilemmy55 10
On the brightside, Atleast theres not like 5 other people in your class that has the same name as you!
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Steve95401 49
What were OP's parents smoking when they came up with that name? Also, I wonder what his siblings are named.
KiddNYC1O 22
Probably Surujpaul.
AliSama 17
i knew a guy who's name was urinaton urinaton. And no. I didn't mispronounce your name!
mom2pen 4
Parents that give their babies stupid names DO NOT get to take the baby home!!!
mom2pen 4
I know a ********, Asshole (asholee), Pajama, and Your Majesty.
iliketurdles 7
I heard a couple named their baby Adolf Hitler.. They got the kid took of them.
primadonna9396 16
Yeah, Adolf Hitler and his sister AryanNation apparently lived in an environment unfit for children. Who would have guessed.
melissaxo3 1
is your name Nico or Spreme?
Savra_fml 17
Nico le Spreme
twofirstnames 12
It actually sounds like a cool name(: Don't worry OP, be glad. It could've been worse
ExToRtiOn 0
Hey it could of been worse "cumb"
quanzeman 5
it's like **** OR cum! 2 in 1!! Even better!!!
FriscoKidz 10
Your name could of been Dick, I mean Richard.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Oh, not they're sons?
Enslaved 38
I'm all for unique names but it must get annoying to have people mispronounce or forget how to say it correctly. My mom also has a weird name. She hates it and just calls herself my her nickname to avoid confusion.(:
lussho19 1
how old are you, if you hate it so bad why haven´t you changed it already, I think you like to be called sperm