Money: Today, it was my dad's birthday so my mum suggested we went out... - FML

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By Bawsack - 28/04/2016 08:22 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, it was my dad's birthday so my mum suggested we went out to a restaurant. There ended up being 15 of us in total because people kept turning up. To cut a long story short, everyone thought someone else was paying. Guess who got stiffed with a bill for over £450. Yep. Me. FML.

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Kiernan151 25

Friday 29 April 2016 0:44

That's ridiculous, I wouldn't have payed it and if you had to, just ran out of the place so your mum and dad could pay it.

ThatChamorro 17

Thursday 28 April 2016 22:45

They better have paid you back

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ThatChamorro 17

Thursday 28 April 2016 22:45

They better have paid you back

Kiernan151 25

Friday 29 April 2016 0:44

That's ridiculous, I wouldn't have payed it and if you had to, just ran out of the place so your mum and dad could pay it.

Jakuri 12

Friday 29 April 2016 5:00

Geez, seriously, in situations like this everyone should expect to at least pay their share of the bill minus whomever the dinner celebration is for, AKA your father.

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