Today, it's the last day of finals week. Unfortunately the only test I've passed this week is the pregnancy test I took during my lunch break in a Subway bathroom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went in to take my College Placement tests. I'd spent all week ignoring actual homework to study for these tests. When I got there, the responsible told me that the tests were last week. FML
Today, I found out that I have been studying for the wrong final exam. One more hour until the test. FML
Today, I took my last final on a Scantron sheet with 200 multiple choice questions, with seconds to spare. When I finished the last question, I saw I had another bubble to fill in and I didn't know where I screwed up. FML
Today, I sat my end of year assessment. I was quite pleased that nothing I learned in my syllabus came up on the test. FML
Today, I was taking a final test online that would account for 65% of my final grade, for which I'd worked extremely hard. I had one submission for the test, and my roommate thought it would be funny to click the "Submit All" Button while I was getting a glass of water. I got a 13%. FML
Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML
Today, I took an exam, for which I have been studying for weeks, I was confident at first, but then really struggled with it. I finished with about ten minutes to spare, turned to what I thought would be the end of my paper and found the first page of questions I was supposed to have answered. FML
Today, I found out that I was one point away from passing a state science exam. FML
Today, I took an exam in order to apply for a graduate program I want to get into. Last night, my boyfriend decided it was a good time to break up with me out of the blue. I broke down three times in the middle of the test, and I just barely failed it. FML
Today, I accidentally left my textbook at home. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, but today was my class final. Since it was an open-book final, I'd decided not to study for it. I'm pretty sure I failed. FML
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saIty 17
1+1=3 without a condom.
FunkyAndFresh 7
Did you have a 6inch with meatballs?
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Comments (31)
ikickgingers 15
5 dollar foot long? Ha I got nothing
yumlicious 4
Alan, I'm pro-life. Killing a baby is MURDER. It's a SIN. And any one pro-murder is going to hell. They have just as much right to live as anyone else. They could be the next Mother Teresa or Thomas Edison. In the past 40 years that abortion has been legal nearly 50 million humans have been murdered in the US alone. Making it one the worst genocides in the 6,000 years that this planet has existed. Haha, JK. Honestly, IDGAF. Trollolololololololololololololololololololololol.
bbedlock_fml 7
Am I the only one wondering what the hell OP was doing taking a pregnancy test in a Subway bathroom?
yumlicious 4
Either she works there and is on her lunch break or she's on a college lunch break and she finally summed up the courage to do it. Or it was convenient. Or whatever. Why not?
bbedlock_fml 7
It just seems like an awkward place to find out you're pregnant, wouldn't it be best done in the privacy of your own home?
Enslaved 38
Maybe she was already craving subs? Now she knows why. Lol
Holli611 0
Perhaps you should have focused more on your classes and less on your sex life
jacob128 4
Rock bottom...
SaddamHussein 2
all of this adds up, if you look at the facts in the post...
iloveweed69 7
atleast you passed something smarty pants
p3mguin 7
CONGRATS!
imustbeinsane 2
Probably YDI because I think she'd mention rape if it was involved
Rhysbob 0
Id like to be the first to congratulate you.