Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. I presented her with an oil painting of her that I'd been working on for over a month, and she started to cry. I thought it was because she liked it, until she asked if she really looks that ugly and disproportionate in real life. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent the whole night and day painting a portrait of my girlfriend. Being proud of it, I sent it to her hoping she would appreciate it. I spent hours working on that picture only for her to reply with, "That's not me, is it?" FML
Today, I finally handed my girlfriend a portrait of her. I'm not the best drawer, but I spent weeks on it and I thought it turned out pretty good. When she looked at it, she asked what kind of dog was it. FML
Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML
Today, my girlfriends and I got a caricature painting while on a trip in the city. Unfortunately for me, the part of my appearance that the artist decided to exaggerate was my acne. FML
Today, as my friend was rudely rummaging through my phone, she saw a picture of the pottery I've painted her for Christmas. Not only did she see it, but she also declared it ugly. That's probably the present I'm the most proud of this Christmas. FML
Today, I was partnered up with a girl in my art class, since the teacher had asked us to take turns drawing portraits of each other. I went first and felt pretty proud of how the drawing turned out. I showed it to her and she said "That's OK. I'm not good at drawing either." FML
Today, my roommate asked for my opinion of her new painting. The same painting I hand-painted for over ten hours. She apparently thought it was a gift. She won't give it back. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a beginners’ painting class. She and everyone else was able to produce a painting significantly better than mine, and I got laughed at for my lack of skill. I’ve been painting for twenty-five years. FML
Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
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cmanaus 3
Does she?
SHANK_a_F00 4
Well, she had to find out eventually...
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Comments (105)
TehPuffin 1
Wow. Bitch move. I hope you said yes.
hemz_fml 13
Why not just say you suck at painting to make her feel better?
bubo_fml 11
At that point, you say, "absolutely not, you look more like this!" Then, reach around in your back pocket & whip out a Hustler centerfold!
Icequeen102990 1
Just tell her your not the best artist in the world, and even if you were that nobody could ever capture the full raident beauty that she is.
suckingatlife 9
Some people just have low self esteem? It does not mean that she is ugly or has a bad personality.
urmomshouse 0
You are the next leonardo davinci
alyssalouise 0
At least you came up with a creative gift; maybe next time;)
StromyG2 10
Should've gotten her a teddy bear.
pixiedustedd 4
she sounds like a shallow ****. i mean really, that's how she's gonna react to a ******* BAD ASS birthday gift??? can the bitch dude you deserve a classy lady who's gonna appreciate the things you do for her.
Giocoso 4
Tell me one thing: Why do good girls get together with bad boys and bad girls with good girls? In other words: Why do people who are dating hurt each other!?
zfchatroulette 24
So why do good girls like bad guys? I've had this question for a real long time...